Conspiracy nikkas get in here

[Mr. Negative]

Sexual Assault Missles
Dog Suicide Bridges
Finland Doesn’t Exist
JFK Shot Himself
1 Day isn’t 24 Hours
Endless Elevator
Eggless Travel



Can #ConspiracySet explain some of these to me?

The dog bridge thing is real
The Finland thing is a reddit joke gone outta control

The day/24 hours thing isn't a big deal. Just 46 seconds less. The rabbit hole may be where those 46 seconds go. We're also missing 11 whole days (september 2 - september 14, 1752) from when the calendar was changed from the Julian one that Julius Caesar created to the Grigorian one that we use today. (note that while both these things are 100% TRUE, I only know them because of obscure Doctor Who facts)

Eggless Travel.... that's super old old early stage internet stuff. Look up Ong's Hat in google

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

I remember reading something like we used to have more days in the week and how it got shortened and the origins of the words for each day (monday, tuesday etc.) backed up these claims. Or maybe it was months? One of the two.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

No idea

Too much mental masturbation going on in those images

Lol facts

 

[TinFoilSnapBack]

Mostly 3 & 0 over here

 

[CookisaCac]

Have you ever wondered what happens to all the lottery winners?

Wealth, particularly spent frivolously has a tendency to lead to some measure of fame in our society. So where are they in the public eye? If we can dedicate hours of our lives every week to watching Honey Boo-Boo be a redneck with a modicum of wealth where is the $150 million lottery winner from deep south Alabama buying himself a new mansion filled with Confederate flags? Beverly Hillbillies was a widely successful show. I can only imagine it being more so as a reality tv spot.

These questions plagued me for years. They kept me up at night and as time went on I asked myself more and more. I'd watch news spots with lottery winners and try to track their lives. I wasn't as surprised as I should be to find them missing after a relatively short time. To find the media attention suddenly dying down, or only staying local. That's when I made my mistake. I followed up in person.

When doesn't matter, I find that when hardly matters to me at all anymore. The where, however, was a small town in Southern California. I saw a news spot about a man who had just won the lottery and was "going out to the bar to celebrate. Drinks on him for the night," and I immediately ran out the bar. "Big Ron Shuffles" was his name and after convincing a girl I was acquainted with I was going to hang out with "that guy who won the lottery" I was throwing her into his arms and he was inviting me back to his place. Ron got really drunk that night. I made sure of it. He told me he came from a century in the future and he spent his life savings on an illegal time jump back to our time because nobody had won the lottery this week and he could still get the numbers. Of course I didn't believe him, but I should have.

We were only friends for a week when things went wrong. He slapped me awake out of a drunk stupor at 3 in the morning. "They're here," he yelled dragging me into the bathroom with him. It turns out time travel IS real and not only that but it's a lot easier to go forwards than backwards. Before I knew it we were 20 years into the future and he was withdrawing money from a high interest account he had opened in a fake name. In short, it turns out that the only reason the lottery exists, and the only reason the value gets as high as it is is to catch illegal time travelers. TP;NPs (time perp;no permit) they were called. I know nobody is going to believe me but I have to get this out there. The government is being run by the future. Everything is being guided the way they want to. We have no choices left.

Lol Reddit stories

 

[alpo]

Guys, there are some things in that list you do NOT want in your search history

Use incognito and a VPN or something

Like what??

 

[PhillyzFinest]

If anything, I was able to waste some time and go down a few rabbit holes of conspiracy.

 

[Dontay Flaco]

Interesting thread lol, I haven't been into conspiracy theories since high school but this shyt got me a lil interested again.

 

[mortuus est]

If anything, I was able to waste some time and go down a few rabbit holes of conspiracy.

post links , we need more links

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

post links , we need more links

Level 4 Information

 

[bigdaddy88]

am level 3

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Like what??

Saw something that said CP soundtracks. Be careful man

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Saw a theory somewhere else about jfk ordering the hit on himself

I saw a theory that said he's still alive and the whole thing was just a production he was in on.Supposedly his pops owned a movie studio.

The Zapruder film was created on purpose to throw you off.Doctored & spliced frame by frame for 12 yrs before it was released to the public.

JFK went under the knife and became Jimmy Carter....Another one of my faves is the "Bill Hicks is Alex Jones"

"Jim Morrison is Rush Limbaugh"

and the real doozy ...."Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey"

I guess this would be tier 1/tier 2 shyt

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

I saw a theory that said he's still alive and the whole thing was just a production he was in on.Supposedly his pops owned a movie studio.

The Zapruder film was created on purpose to throw you off.Doctored & spliced frame by frame for 12 yrs before it was released to the public.

JFK went under the knife and became Jimmy Carter....Another one of my faves is the "Bill Hicks is Alex Jones"

"Jim Morrison is Rush Limbaugh"

and the real doozy ...."Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey"

I guess this would be tier 1/tier 2 shyt

rep

 

[P90]

post links chief

I heard people avoid mentioning or linking 4c-an because some posters crashed the SOHH servers

Or so the coli legend goes...