Cooking with Flea episode 4 (turkey burger lunch with sliced bread)

[Michael's Black Son]

Hey fakkit go to deals.com and search for the nearest one in Florida. We don't got that shyt. We got normal shyt like publix and Winn Dixie where I can take u to the bread aisle and put my legs around your neck and let you give my nuts light and quick exhales from the nose. I swear I'll murder u and your children

Motherfukka you just better worry about CACs trying to stand their ground while you're taking your bytch ass to Public, fukkboy. And the next time you make it to the bread aisle, how about picking up the right kind of bread for your struggle ass burgers you mark ass, sucka ass, bytch ass, clown ass buster.

 

[flea]

Motherfukka you just better worry about CACs trying to stand their ground while you're taking your bytch ass to Public, fukkboy. And the next time you make it to the bread aisle, how about picking up the right kind of bread for your struggle ass burgers you mark ass, sucka ass, butch ass, clown ass buster.

How bout I go get a bottle of sambuca, play with each others' eyebrows, make out a little and listen to andre nickatina next to each other. We both gotta be wearing soggy denim though

 

[flea]

You live in Florida. I wouldn't be talking shyt.

I live in Miami mothafukka. We don't spit on our penises and roll it around with our thumb finger

 

[Michael's Black Son]

How bout I go get a bottle of sambuca, play with each others' eyebrows, make out a little and listen to andre nickatina next to each other. We both gotta be wearing soggy denim though

Sorry bytch but that Yung Yogurt/LA Fisher state of mind just ain't popping off in my neck of the woods but i heard they were looking for a third person to join on their tandem bike. Consider yourself already invited breh

 

[Another Man]

I live in Miami mothafukka. We don't spit on our penises and roll it around with our thumb finger

More gay thoughts

 

[Ronald McDonald]

lmao @ how dude always throws a random ass egg in there somewhere

 

[flea]

Sorry bytch but that Yung Yogurt/LA Fisher state of mind just ain't popping off in my neck of the woods but i heard they were looking for a third person to join on their tandem bike. Consider yourself already invited breh

yea yea yes just shut up already

 

[Michael's Black Son]

yea yea yes just shut up already

 

[flea]

Furious

 

[Darts]

Cheeseburgers with eggs is actually pretty good...but I prefer the omelette styled eggs than sunny side up or runny eggs.

 

[flea]

Cheeseburgers with eggs is actually pretty good...but I prefer the omelette styled eggs than sunny side up or runny eggs.

U don't like the oozing yoke? I love that shyt

 

[flea]

Oh and I didn't put tomato on it because tomatoes usually make burgers soggy and taste wack we fukk. I like tomatoes just not on burgers

 

[Darts]

U don't like the oozing yoke? I love that shyt

Runny eggs in a sandwich is to me.


But I am going to try your recipe to see what's good.

 

[flea]

Runny eggs in a sandwich is to me.


But I am going to try your recipe to see what's good.

What's crazy is that i don't really know what makes it taste better but it just compliments the burger so well

 

[flea]

@Lurka Ternt Posta u forgot to one star this one too breh