Copped a jersery with another nikkas name on it

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this could actually be thread of the year.

I'm sorrying but I can't help laughing at this DIY fail. I would take it to the next level. I would wear it and when people asked I would actually be incredulous like "fukk no, my name ain't michael :comeon:"

or act surprised, like, you accidentally switched jerseys with a friend. and then when people ask "how did that happen? :dame:" just :whistle: and walk away.

the fukkery is endless.
 

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I just wanna know what made you buy this random ass jersey.

Like what really went thru your head that day.
Nikka I tried it on and it fit well. Shows off the physique and it even got a lil dip in the neck to show off a tucked in necklace (if u the type to wear jewelry)

-and it was only $3:yeshrug:
 

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...just rock it. if anyone ask, just say it was the softball jersey of a homie who's life was cut too short by a rear naked choke from a brolic kangaroo. continue with, you got it from his fam and promised to wear it in memory of their boy, then look to the sky while pointing one finger up to the heavens, and with your other hand, pound on your chest 3 times. i repeat, pound on your chest 3 times, this is very important to convince others that you aren't zesty..................that is unless you are--then disregard everything i wrote.
 

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If you want p*ssy points, make up a story about how a jersey memorializing a kid you coached in a church Little League who lost his life at the age of 10 in a car accident. He was only 9, but he taught you more about life than people 3 or 4 times his age because Michael... :mjcry:

........ :wow: . . . . . . .

...Michael actually taught you how to LIVE and appreciate how fleeting and beautiful life can be. :mjcry:

And yeah, definitely pound your chest 3 times, breh. :ufdup:
 

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If you want p*ssy points, make up a story about how a jersey memorializing a kid you coached in a church Little League who lost his life at the age of 10 in a car accident. He was only 9, but he taught you more about life than people 3 or 4 times his age because Michael... :mjcry:

........ :wow: . . . . . . .

...Michael actually taught you how to LIVE and appreciate how fleeting and beautiful life can be. :mjcry:

And yeah, definitely pound your chest 3 times, breh. :ufdup:

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this could actually be thread of the year.

I'm sorrying but I can't help laughing at this DIY fail. I would take it to the next level. I would wear it and when people asked I would actually be incredulous like "fukk no, my name ain't michael :comeon:"

or act surprised, like, you accidentally switched jerseys with a friend. and then when people ask "how did that happen? :dame:" just :whistle: and walk away.

the fukkery is endless.
this, ayo op if you dont want it lemme get it
 

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OP if you get questioned about the name just say:

"We ain’t even supposed to be here,
Ball so hard, since we here
It’s only right that we be fair
Psycho, I’m liable to go Michael
Take your pick, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6"

Problem solved. :ehh:
 

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Um, why are you shopping in thrift stores.
When I first moved to Atl, I got a job which required business professional attire everyday. I copped like 20 ties and a few shirts from a thrift shop, to get me through for a month. I was broke as fukk and sleeping at a motel 6. Just needed to collect a couple pay checks. I won't shyt on no man that shops at a thrift store. Everyone ain't 6 cert nikkas.
 

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I get that.

But it's not even a team jersey. You just bought this random add green jersey with another nikka name on the back.

Nikka I tried it on and it fit well. Shows off the physique and it even got a lil dip in the neck to show off a tucked in necklace (if u the type to wear jewelry)

-and it was only $3:yeshrug:
 
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