Corniest rap lyric of all time

[Torrential]

for me it's Drake's:

"Make that p*ssy whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song." From best I ever had. So contrived and corny.

What's yours? Sound off.

 

[intruder]

"Lupy, it's Snoopy, let's go out/Tip toe through the door do it doggy style"

Not corny but Snoop should have put a NOHOMO on that sh!t

 

[DarkHorse23]

Any Ice T or Pimp C lyric

 

[Remote]

Lil Wayne's entire career.

But his verse off "Pop That" with French Montana is some of the dumbest shyt ever.

"bytch! Stop talkin' that shyt
And suck a nikka dikk for some Trukfit
Okay I fukk a bytch and I'm gone
That’s gangsta: Al Capone
I make that p*ssy spit like Bone
I'm talkin' 'bout bone, bone, bone bone
I’m fukkin with French, excuse my French
I lose my mind before I lose my bytch
Money ain’t a thing but a chicken wing
bytch I ball like two eyelids
YMCM beat that p*ssy up, stop playin'
I make her ass scream and holla like rock bands
I’m a beast, I’m off the leash
I am rich like a bytch
On my proactive shyt, pop that p*ssy like a zit
I go by the name Lil Tunechi
Your girl is a groupie
And nikka, you's a square
And I will twist you like a Rubix
Motherfukker I'm on my skateboard
Watch me do a trick ho
I’m 5′5” but I could six nine
Then beat that p*ssy like Klitschko"

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Any Ice T or Pimp C lyric

Receipts, breh. But I'll give you that Bun B would bust his head lyric wise.

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

J Cole's entire discography

 

[MillionMills]

We killing the game, it's not fair
You muthafukkers stay right there
Cause we too high up in the air
We blasting off just like a laser
nikka, pee-une, pee-une, pee-une
Get back, gimme room room room
DB9 like vroom, vroom, vroom
Young Hov, what we doin, doin, doin?

Kanye

 

[50CentStan]

Bun B politely asking for the pu**y on "girl give me that p*ssy"

 

[DarkHorse23]

Receipts, breh. But I'll give you that Bun B would bust his head lyric wise.

Pimp C, I keep my money on my mind (mind)
Keep a hooker on the track and keep a swisher full of pine (pine)
If y'know like I know, you wouldn't try it (try it)
Wanna jack me for my candy car, you must wanna die (wanna die) - Pimp C (Front Back)

No disrespect but the man couldn't(RIP) rap. Lyrically if it wasn't for Ludacris, Andre 3000, and a few other cats the south would be considered a joke when it comes to emcees who can bring it when it comes to lyrical content.

 

[ball15life]

"Never let me slip, cuz if I slip then I'm slippin"
-Dr. Dre

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

Lil Wayne saying the alphabet on Ransom

 

[AMcV'88]

"you might feel like the shyt but you can't out-fart me" - J. Cole

 

[el3mentary]

Bounce back like round ball

 

[CjNelson]

"Had a phone in jail, thats a cell phone" - Lil Wayne

 

[Torrential]

Bounce back like round ball

da hell said that