Corniest rap lyric of all time

[H.I.M.]

Pimp C, I keep my money on my mind (mind)
Keep a hooker on the track and keep a swisher full of pine (pine)
If y'know like I know, you wouldn't try it (try it)
Wanna jack me for my candy car, you must wanna die (wanna die) - Pimp C (Front Back)

No disrespect but the man couldn't(RIP) rap. Lyrically if it wasn't for Ludacris, Andre 3000, and a few other cats the south would be considered a joke when it comes to emcees who can bring it when it comes to lyrical content.

We just witnessed history here... arguably the worst post in booth history...stunning achievement

 

[IronFist]

"you might feel like the shyt but you can't out-fart me" - J. Cole

was going to post this....decent artist but he has a couple of lines that are weak or corny.

 

[keon]

"She got a big booty so i call her big booty"

 

[Mr. Negative]

Female, lookie here, I'm Chip you Dale
Let me get one kiss, just don't go tell
You so obsurd I thought you heard
If you don't know, the bird is the word
Yes the bird bird bird, the bird is the word
The bird bird bird, the bird is the word

 

[Professor K.]

"I'm the butt police, and I'm lookin at your rear-rear-rear!"

 

[BigSteve]

"I'm the butt police, and I'm lookin at your rear-rear-rear!"

WHAT?! I just fell out

 

[DarkHorse23]

see now I gotta neg u, this doesn't fit the thread at all

It does fit the thread idiot, the man CAN'T rap. You're a bytch for negging me too. You nikkas don't know fukking lyrics at all. You're probably the type of dude who think 2pac was actually lyrical. Dude don't play with me. I KNOW lyrics, you not fukking with me. Don't act like you are.

 

[BigSteve]

Pimp C, I keep my money on my mind (mind)
Keep a hooker on the track and keep a swisher full of pine (pine)
If y'know like I know, you wouldn't try it (try it)
Wanna jack me for my candy car, you must wanna die (wanna die) - Pimp C (Front Back)

No disrespect but the man couldn't(RIP) rap. Lyrically if it wasn't for Ludacris, Andre 3000, and a few other cats the south would be considered a joke when it comes to emcees who can bring it when it comes to lyrical content.

Nahhhh lay off Pimp

Some other hilarious posts in here though

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Bun B politely asking for the pu**y on "girl give me that p*ssy"

That thread was

 

[BigSteve]

That thread was

Link it

 

[DarkHorse23]

@keon

fukk you p*ssy ass nikka. Sit down and actually LISTEN to lyrics to before you try to neg me. I listen to lyrics, you guys listen to beats.

 

[The God Poster]

It does fit the thread idiot, the man CAN'T rap. You're a bytch for negging me too. You nikkas don't know fukking lyrics at all. You're probably the type of dude who think 2pac was actually lyrical. Dude don't play with me. I KNOW lyrics, you not fukking with me. Don't act like you are.

Look at this fool angry on a Saturday morning brehs

It ain't een that serious. I never actually negged you so I see you not that bright

But do you. Keyboard tough guy

 

[DarkHorse23]

Nahhhh lay off Pimp

Some other hilarious posts in here though

I wasn't disrespecting the dead. I was just saying he couldn't rap, and i stand behind my opinion 100%.

 

[ridedolo]

Came up that's all me
Stay true that's all me
No help that's all me
All me for real

 

[BigSteve]

I wasn't disrespecting the dead. I was just saying he couldn't rap, and i stand behind my opinion 100%.

To each his own

I think Pimp provided great insight and lyrics to the story that he was trying to tell on their first few albums. I think he got fat and lazy with his work towards the end, but even then he was speaking on the true side of things more often than not.