Corniest rap lyric of all time

[DarkHorse23]

Look at this fool angry on a Saturday morning brehs

It ain't een that serious. I never actually negged you so I see you not that bright

But do you. Keyboard tough guy

Tell the dude who negged me and said he would smash my face in over my OPINION that's it's not serious. Don't come at me when you don't have all the information. And yes I'm very bright, brighter than you and that's for damn sure. I'd put my weekly paycheck on that brother. FOH.

 

[BigSteve]

Tell the dude who negged me and said he would smash my face in over my OPINION that's it's not serious. Don't come at me when you don't have all the information. And yes I'm very bright, brighter than you and that's for damn sure. I'd put my weekly paycheck on that brother. FOH.

 

[ciubaca]

"i shoot you in your forehead five times and turn your forehead to a fivehead"

"ill have you looking at defeat like a foot doctor"

"i dont care if u wont, i would, like a lumber yard"

"Why u living in denial/ The Nile is a river in Egypt"

"I'll pop a cap in ya hand and leave you handicap."

"You see Pap on the block in a drop, then you know he stuntin
Time to go, mash the gas and Pap is outtie like a belly button"

I must stash, like the hair between your lip and your nose
You know who

 

[ciubaca]

Pap is gully like seagulls, caw caw look over your shoulder
caw caw thats the sound you hear before you lifes over
pap dont play poker but im gonna poke her face (im all in!)
n*gga thats your bi*ch, you mad doggy, you got rabies? (barking)
i got a Mercedes, and got three blondes, like the bradys
you know the bradys, the show in the 70's about a big family
and pap got a big family, like the mob, ima rob, you slob
like its my job, i eat corn on the cob, cape cod is a place in Massachusetts
or is it Maine? who cares ill maime you punk n*gga
pap the top dog you the runt of the litter,
i play twister with your sister (bend over)
fist her, dont kiss her, diss her and never miss her
i dissmiss her like an acquittal, a good movie to watch is chicken little"

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Link it

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/anyb...puzzy-not-once-on-gimme-dat.169475/best-posts

 

[Bickin Back Being Bool]

"I'm the butt police, and I'm lookin at your rear-rear-rear!"

winner

 

[BigSteve]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/anyb...puzzy-not-once-on-gimme-dat.169475/best-posts

 

[Stir Fry]

"Or we can stare up at the stars and put the Beatles on"

 

[dubs]

"you might feel like the shyt but you can't out-fart me" - J. Cole

You jokin right?

 

[Pepe La Hues]

J Cole's entire discography

should neg.

 

[GunRanger]

"you might feel like the shyt but you can't out-fart me" - J. Cole

:heston:



Im out

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

"I'm hot dog....ketchup to me"



Ruined an otherwise classic song

 

[SithLawd]

the whole song
shyt makes me wanna join isis
I'm too embarrassed to even paste the lyrics

 

[dubs]

Oh behave.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This whole verse, almost fukked the song up....



Corny ass shyt