Jean Jacket
NOPE
"I Think You're the One"..(dating random skeez)..
Corniest thing you ever said
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though.Did you believe it at the time?"I Think You're the One"..(dating random skeez)..
Jean Jacket
NOPE
Did you believe it at the time?
i'm maybe 16. got this girl at my place. the chick is obviously feeling me. trying to set it off. play some music. put winamp ( 
)on random. at some point "dead prez - mind sex" is playing. she goes "that's my song", and she's softly singing along "before we make loooove...". now i'm thinking it's going DOWN! keep in mind i haven't even touched her yet, not kissed, no nothing. so i ask her "could you give me a B.J.?" 
she asked me what a B.J. was (keep in mind we're 16, internet and porn wasn't that widespread back then PLUS i said that shyt like a dweeb so she probably really didn't know what i meant.) so i said "blow job". right after that it's like my conscience stepped outside of my body, and just 
at myself. i cringed. i'm sure she did too. she looks at me
and just said she gotta go. and she left. i was in my room like cause i knew she might tell her friends and i would get clowned.
)on random. at some point "dead prez - mind sex" is playing. she goes "that's my song", and she's softly singing along "before we make loooove...". now i'm thinking it's going DOWN! keep in mind i haven't even touched her yet, not kissed, no nothing. so i ask her "could you give me a B.J.?" she asked me what a B.J. was (keep in mind we're 16, internet and porn wasn't that widespread back then PLUS i said that shyt like a dweeb so she probably really didn't know what i meant.) so i said "blow job". right after that it's like my conscience stepped outside of my body, and just at myself. i cringed. i'm sure she did too. she looks at meand just said she gotta go. and she left. i was in my room like cause i knew she might tell her friends and i would get clowned.