Corny/cheesy pick-up lines

[Token]

Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you :disappointed:

EDIT: @AJtheOne fukk YOU!!!!!!!! COTDAMMIT!

 

[jadillac]

Are you a beaver?

'cause daaammm, girl.

 

[AJtheOne]

Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you :disappointed:

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you

edit:

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Girl if I was trail mix you'd make me nut

 

[jadillac]

Excuse me is your name Gillette?

Because you are the best a man can get.

 

[AJtheOne]

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

 

[Token]

edit:

Neg.

 

[AJtheOne]

Neg.

 

[mrken12]

 

[jadillac]

Are your parents retarded cause you sure are special

 

[KOOL-AID]

Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you :disappointed:

EDIT: @AJtheOne fukk YOU!!!!!!!! COTDAMMIT!

Hey I'm Kool-Aid and I'm trynna go down ya throat

Spoiler

this isn't a corny/cheezy pickup I was just showing yall a good one, it works

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

If I was a plumber I'd lay the pipe

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I got more meat than a butcher could give

 

[AJtheOne]

Are you a beaver?

'cause daaammm, girl.

Are your parents retarded cause you sure are special

 

[Taadow]

Say my lady, you must be from Cleveland...

















...cause I wann BONE BONE BONE BOOOOOOOONE...

BONE
bone
BONE
bone
BOOOONE, so tell me WHAT you wanna doooooo