Coronavirus Thread: Worldwide Pandemic

[bnew]

All these old ass CEOs touching the mic and that podium one after one another has me

i noticed that too

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

A fukkin website.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Kobe dead and this motherfukker has been shaking hands and in the room with people who have this shyt and is still alive

WHY

 

[Tribaligenesis]

There going up right now

Shortselling . Artificially bloat it up first of course.

 

[GzUp]

Shortselling . Artificially bloat it up first of course.

Actually I don’t know how all that works.

U think it will put us in a recession or is this just a short thing?

 

[Arianne Martell]

Where is Jared? I thought they were using his genius as well

 

[KillbertArenas]

Markets are up right now.
Gee I wonder why!

dead cat bounce

noun
STOCK MARKET

1. a temporary recovery in share prices after a substantial fall, caused by speculators buying in order to cover their positions.
   "is the recession really over, or is it a dead cat

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

A fukkin website.

america's response to a pandemic is a website and a retail WWF promo

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Kobe dead and this motherfukker has been shaking hands and in the room with people who have this shyt and is still alive

WHY

One virus can't catch another.

 

[Tribaligenesis]

Actually I don’t know how all that works.

U think it will put us in a recession or is this just a short thing?

The US is already in a recession.....government bond yields hit an all time low. People really willing to take a hit rather than invest ‍

 

[Donald J Trump]

dead cat bounce

noun
STOCK MARKET

1. a temporary recovery in share prices after a substantial fall, caused by speculators buying in order to cover their positions.
   "is the recession really over, or is it a dead cat

Obama

 

[GzUp]

The US is already in a recession.....government bond yields hit an all time low. People really willing to take a hit rather than invest ‍

But housing still expensive

 

[KillbertArenas]

This shyt is embarrassing

 

[scorpino]

It’s going to wash through

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

"I don't take responsibility at all..."

this is your leader