Corporate Pimpin

[The Nigerian]

Anyone else out here pimping their employer for all their worth?

Personal frequent flyer miles
Upgrades on all flights
Four star hotel stays
Expensed dinners for "potential clients"
Top end electronics

All that shyt.

Who's out here gettin it?

 

[Pyrexcup]

im currently a broke boy

 

[b_low_brown]

I been getting free massages the masseuse is fine too

 

[Sk3ptical]

go to bed nikka

 

[Black Rain]

Exploitation of gold and valuables? Sinful desire? Once you "vacay" that desire to exploit, you'll have a chance to redeem youself worthy of behemoth. Nigerian yet you are a disgrace, give up your internal pink flesh to thee to show your commitment. My messenger bird is ready to receive, you demonic succubus.

 

[EARFQUAKE]

im currently a broke boy

Same

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

I didn't know Mollywatr was, oh wait.

 

[Tunez]

Corporate

You stay in motels

 

[Unknown Poster]

What employer?
LOL.

I'm my own boss nikka...I don't answer to no one!

 

[lucky lefty]

Absolutely, & I do with a smile on face and the corporate bylaws backing me up, so anytime they ready to come after a nikka I'm more than happy to throw my atty some chips to help me with this wrongful termination lawsuit aka my retirement package

 

[Unknown Poster]

SMFH @ this bytch boy.

Made a thread talking about how he got into porn as a way to get attention and to shyt on people like he a boss...but he still working for someone. And has the audacity to talk down on people.



You a clone.

 

[The Nigerian]

Absolutely, & I do with a smile on face and the corporate bylaws backing me up, so anytime they ready to come after a nikka I'm more than happy to throw my atty some chips to help me with this wrongful termination lawsuit aka my retirement package

That's right!

The firm I'm currently working for is Canadian so they're treating me with kid gloves. I'm not sure what the grounds for wrongful termination are over there. Not even sure I qualify being international.

Though, whenever I work for a domestic firm you can bet I'm documenting EVERYTHING. I have files on all colleagues and superiors, even the dudes who recommended me at previous jobs. I got that work once and it's not happening again. All that petty shyt you see brehs complaining about gets documented with time and date stamp.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

SMFH @ this bytch boy.

Made a thread talking about how he got into porn as a way to get attention and to shyt on people like he a boss...but he still working for someone. And has the audacity to talk down on people.



You a clone.

Nikka got paid 120 at gangbang scene
Now he talking about corporate

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Anyone else out here pimping their employer for all their worth?

Personal frequent flyer miles
Upgrades on all flights
Four star hotel stays
Expensed dinners for "potential clients"
Top end electronics

All that shyt.

Who's out here gettin it?

All my food is paid for by clients. I get to live in their homes by myself for weeks at a time. They make me money by getting me clients. I spend no money on marketing. I get to cook with chefs people pay anywhere from 200-40000 dollars to eat and cook with. I drink great wine for free.

I gotta go back to school though. So I gotta say bye bye to the privileged life. I got a real job last week. man, it sucks. I'm hoping to go corporate after school. Why do people hate you so much Nigerian?

 

[The Nigerian]

All my food is paid for by clients. I get to live in their homes by myself for weeks at a time. They make me money by getting me clients. I spend no money on marketing. I get to cook with chefs people pay anywhere from 200-40000 dollars to eat and cook with. I drink great wine for free.

I gotta go back to school though. So I gotta say bye bye to the privileged life. I got a real job last week. man, it sucks. I'm hoping to go corporate after school. Why do people hate you so much Nigerian?

Everything about me is utterly contemptible. Truth be told, if I had to watch someone like me do what I do while I sit on the sidelines I would probably hate me too...