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What employer?
LOL.

I'm my own boss nikka...I don't answer to no one!
You're living the dream man. I'd rather live modestly and be my own boss than ball out on someone else's dime. I'm speaking from experience here, once you fall out of favor of the people financing you balling and they black ball you. You ain't eating like you used to.
Everything about me is utterly contemptible. Truth be told, if I had to watch someone like me do what I do while I sit on the sidelines I would probably hate me too...
I ain't mad at you player. Do you!
 

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You're living the dream man. I'd rather live modestly and be my own boss than ball out on someone else's dime. I'm speaking from experience here, once you fall out of favor of the people financing you balling and they black ball you. You ain't eating like you used to.

I ain't mad at you player. Do you!
If you can sell you can eat. Simple as that.
 

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That's right!

The firm I'm currently working for is Canadian so they're treating me with kid gloves. I'm not sure what the grounds for wrongful termination are over there. Not even sure I qualify being international.

Though, whenever I work for a domestic firm you can bet I'm documenting EVERYTHING. I have files on all colleagues and superiors, even the dudes who recommended me at previous jobs. I got that work once and it's not happening again. All that petty shyt you see brehs complaining about gets documented with time and date stamp.

how you working for a firm? is this in between porno shoots? :rudy:

did you add the porn shoot to your linkedin resume? :mjlol:
 

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how you working for a firm? is this in between porno shoots? :rudy:

did you add the porn shoot to your linkedin resume? :mjlol:
What do you mean "how you working for a firm?"

I'm college educated, I've got an impressive work history, I know very specific information about key processes. I'm in great shape. Not the best shape, but in the top 90%. I know how to dress. My networking game is off the charts, too. I live in a top market so I get job offers from people all over the WORLD. My current clients/employers are Canadian.

Finally, I can sell/close. So I'll ALWAYS eat. ALWAYS.

"In between porno shoots?"

Funny, I was in LA for a convention. The day of the shoot was my birthday. I told my employers that I couldn't show up for a day because some "college buddies" got me drunk and I was hung over in Van Nuys. You can only imagine how awkward it was having them run into me carrying equipment with the director back into the HQ later that evening. I had to pass off this 50 year old white guy as a "college buddy" who just happens to own a studio in Downtown LA.

I'm very mysterious to these people. Plus they're French Canadian so they bought it.

Over the years I've learned that getting "soooo drunk" and being "hung over" on your birthday are acceptable excuses to white people.

If you tell them you were busy taking care of family they'll get pissed and question your dedication to the job. But if you say you got smashed they think it's funny. Probably because most corporate stooges are straight up alcoholics who never quit that BigTen life.
 
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