Could the average coli breh get a sack in the NFL?

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1. No
2. That dude in the video didn't get low enough. There's safeties and cbs that are 180 lbs and don't get tossed like that.
3. I could catch a pass in the NFL tho
 

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I remember I hated Doug Free. Cowboys were guaranteed to start every drive 1st and 15 with his false starting ass.

I said if I ever see him in real life I'm putting hands on him.

Around 2011 or 2012 I saw Doug Free at the Cheddars on 635 in Dallas.

I'm 6 "2" around 200 to 210. Doug Free wrist was comparable in size to my thigh.

When he got up to leave...he just kept getting up...like you know how you are sitting down, and then you get up, and you are just standing straight up? Doug Free just kept getting...up...he just kept getting taller and fatter and wider and I was like is this mufukka every going to reach his full height :dahell:

For some reason I thought Doug was only as tall as me, around 6"2". This dude was towering over everyone like a monster. I googled him on my phone, it said he was 6"7". He looked every bit of 6 "7"

I also thought Doug free had short arms, I guess I just assumed he did cause he held so much. Doug's arms were long as fukk. He right hand was hanging down below his knees.

And in that moment all my animosity toward Doug Free vanished, caused I realized if I fight him and he gets his hands on me it's over. This dude is used to hand fighting and wrestling with men taller than me and who weigh over 100 pounds more than me, it wouldn't even be light work for him.

Think about the average nba small forward. How tall they are and how long their arms are. Now take what they weigh and tack on another 120 pounds. That's what Doug Free looked like in real life.

You forget how large nfl linemen actually are, because on a football field they standing around people comparable to them in size. But if you ever see them in the real world around normal humans, you come to realize these dudes don't even look human. Trash ass Doug Free looked like Thor if he shaved his head.

So nah breh, you couldn't get a sack at any point being blocked by a dude who is basically the size of an nba small forward + 100 pounds AND his entire career is blocking people way bigger stronger and faster than you 6 or 7 days a week. Trash ass Doug Free would have put his hand in my chest one time and the next thing you know I'd have been @ stephen hawkins asking him where he got his chair at :francis:
 

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NFL no....College Football yes.

I'm getting a couple yards rushing the ball though.
 

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This might be the most difficult hypothetical scenario in sports. Someone could get lucky and make contact with a fastball or slider; nobody is getting past an NFL lineman.

Facts

You might have a better chance of somehow scoring on KD than getting around an NFL lineman and bringing down an NFL QB
 

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Pt.2:

Even.if you got pass the OL.

And I'm not taking about a scrambling QB. I'm not even.talking about a QB moving off of a line of attack and throwing your angle off...


I would say the majority of NFL Qb's (if they knew it was an average guy and not an All-Pro DE coming at them) could plant their feet and brace for your hit and you'd either fall, or bounce off them.


Also dont let a qb get a coil breh in the open field cause it can get ugly really quick.
 

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I’m 6’5 with agility. All you would have to do is put me on the edge and I can run around the offensive line and sack the QB. If you wanna send me up the middle just put me at linebacker and I can make it to the quarter back by juking my way through the line cause I got A-1 jukes. Then I’m gonna make the tackle for sure and because I’m not on all that tough ass shyt trying to get the hit stick, just gonna go for the legs. shyt easy for real
Derrick Henry is picking up that blitz and caving your chest in :mjlol:
 

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shyt, Bryce Young is 5'10 215 lbs.

That's nearly built like Mike Tyson.

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Plus dude runs a 4.5, nobody here is bringing that down, especially not after getting pulverized by an OL for an entire game :mjlol: :heh:

I remember somebody told me a story that his teammate tried tackling DeShaun Foster back in High School. Dude put a footprint on his chest.
we must stop perpetuating the lie that he is anything over 5'9 180 :francis: i was having fun in this thread too now im just depressed again

dude gonna be doing stunts for jake from state farm unless he becomes a savant this season
 
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We gotta stop doing this (no disrespect to OP)...average HS lineman isn't giving up a sack to the average Joe...

For reference sake, one of my homies played on the O-Line at Temple, some hard head at a party kept on with this "nah I bet I could take you in a 3 point stance" and my homie was like "breh, you might be a body builder, but I have functional strength, I've been doing this my entire life, you might've played a couple years of ball and that's it...I'll literally push you across this entire room and set you on that counter..." and he proceeded to do just that.

Almost guaranteed the average NFL o-lineman runs a fast 40 time and is 5x quicker in a phonebooth than the average joe

Edit: I forgot the body builder got set on a burning hot stove after getting pushed 12 feet :russ:
 
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