Could you take a Porn Actress to your biggest family get together :

[Boolean]

im bringing Nyna Staxxx through with a big ass diamond on her left hand i dont give fukk

ima need that 10k at Bergdorf Goodman tho

 

[Marc Spector]

Donna Red, Gianna Michaels or Sara Jay gettin introduced as my fiance

 

[Sauce Dab]

Sara Jay gettin introduced as my fiance

nikka

 

[Ironman]

It have to be someone like Chanel Staxx who only has a handful of old vids out there then just disappeared off the map

 

[MidniteJay]

I'd almost do it for free just to troll the fam. Mom has been bugging me for years about getting married. Her reaction when I finally do and it's a pornstar It would have her

My sister would be all

Give my breh the laugh of a lifetime.

 

[The Villain]

Yeah but it's been long established my fam that
1) I'd do some random ass shyt like that
2) They 2 cents is in one ear and out the other 95% of the time
3) Out of all the fam in my generation I'm the favorite anyway

So their only question would be whether she wants Turkey or Ham at the Thanksgiving dinner

 

[Lord_nikon]

I knew pinky was short, but damn

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

one of my family members recognizes her i'd be

 

[Umoja]

No, losing the respect of my family would cost me more than 10k in the long run.

 

[get these nets]

and you introduce her as such to all your family.

you get a 10000 max bloomingdales giftcard, shop at all the spots.

you have to leave the get together with all knowing thats your wifey, could you would you ?

No, unless she was a 1 and done, who did one random Jake Steed video 20 years ago.


oh and I'd make sure that we walked in with bag of disposable plates,cups,and cutlery,so that whoever is doing the dishes doesn't get scared

 

[get these nets]

How could you creatively describe what her occupation is......without lying?

 

[Maximus Rex]

Yes, they wouldn't know....I hope.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

No, losing the respect of my family would cost me more than 10k in the long run.

respect yrself and don't date loose women

 

[ThatTruth777]

as much as yall throw that wench shyt around here, all i can do is laugh at this thread

i would be tempted if she was just a cam model/solo video type of thing that did no fukking but i would have to not be thinking straight

 

[jwinfield]

When you fixing your plate, see your uncle whisper to your grandma who she is and you see the