Couldn't get it up :mjcry:

[Carlton Banks]

So I called up this chick who I been planning to smash for awhile now. She one of the baddest chick on Backpage, at least to me. Anyways, her ass phat like the porn stars Bootylicious and Flame (jbo, y'all know what I'm talking bout ). Anyways, I got it up at first when she gave me head but after awhile I went limp and it was game over

Mind you this bytch is bad and she cool too. Maybe if I would've ate her ass I could've got hard, but obviously that's not a choice with a call girl...

Fellas, y'all ever had this happen? How did you handle it? shyt got a nikka panicking now. Bout to stock up on some horny goat weed and ginseng and all that herbal shyt

 

[Kairi Irving]

Stopped reading at backpage :gtfo_pastor:

 

[Wildhundreds]

You got nervous/uncomfortable.

 

[Take It In Blood]

its going to happen to every one of us eventually..

nothing u can do to escape it

Soon your d1ck will look like cooked oodles and noodles 24/7

 

[AJtheOne]

I can't give it up, like an old man who can't get it up
I'm not a man til its up

 

[the cac mamba]

sounds like buyer's remorse :jaymad:

 

[Carlton Banks]

You got nervous/uncomfortable.

Definitely felt my nerves going up as my jimmy starting going down... Like fukk!

 

[King Jae]

...John tales...prefaced it like it was a natural kill in the wilderness...u don't feel like a sucka payin for it? Came close once then snapped back to my senses...

 

[Carlton Banks]

...John tales...prefaced it like it was a natural kill in the wilderness...u don't feel like a sucka payin for it? Came close once then snapped back to my senses...

No, why should I? It's a fair exchange, she wants money, I want p*ssy. The fukk is wrong with that? nikkas is out here paying for dates, buying bytches gifts for their birthdays and doing a whole bunch of extra shyt when deep down all they want is p*ssy. I pay the bytch for some p*ssy and don't have to deal with her til the next time I'm ready to see her. How that make me a sucka? A sucka is the nikka she sitting on the phone with listening to her talk about nothing all day and who she throws all her baggage on. fukk all that. .

 

[Quiet Magician]

No, why should I? It's a fair exchange, she wants money, I want p*ssy. The fukk is wrong with that? nikkas is out here paying for dates, buying bytches gifts for their birthdays and doing a whole bunch of extra shyt when deep down all they want is p*ssy. I pay the bytch for some p*ssy and don't have to deal with her til the next time I'm ready to see her. How that make me a sucka? A sucka is the nikka she sitting on the phone with listening to her talk about nothing all day and who she throws all her baggage on. fukk all that. .

Justifying buying a prostitute by saying "b-but all guys pay for dates" is a false equivalence.

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

You have morals deep down inside. That's what happened. The meat gawds saved you from a possible burning or unwillful purchasing of a property out in Virginia. Be thankful.

 

[Shadow King]

Nerves
You gotta stop posting stuff like this in TLR though

 

[Carlton Banks]

Justifying buying a prostitute by saying "b-but all guys pay for dates" is a false equivalence.

Act like men go on dates because they just enjoy dating brehs

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

no ones mentioned no fap......its obvious youre a masturbator you have to abstain from ejaculation and then thank me later

 

[Weaver31]

U must have got nervous. Sometimes when men ger older....this can happen, especially if u don't exercise and take care of ur health. Yo azz lose stamina and testosterone.

Then u lacked connection with chick. Physical attraction is the main key but u also need mental and emotional connection. Just sleeping around with no mental attraction and y'all not really caring about each other can get old.

Also maybe she not as bad as u claim.

Oh and I'm sure u into women so its no type shyt.

Also are u meds....that can fuk ur shyt up too as well as stress and awkwardness.