Pit: * looking from afar* Oh, is that the lil dog from down the street?? Let me go punk him again

Coyote: *jumps fence like a pro hurdler*
Pit: Damn, I didnt know the neighbors dog could jump the fence like that

Im still gonna fukk with him though

Coyote: *pulls up*
Pit:

You look....different. And where's your collar?? You know you have to wear a....
Coyote: *Stares in the pit's eyes*
Pit:

Oh, you're a...... Sorry, I thought you were....someone....else
Coyote: Lil homie from down the street sent me. Said y'all were having some issues

. I see some bytch in you
Pit:

where is my owner?