Crappy conversations with the opposite sex

[Uncle Kingpin]

With women you just have those Seinfeld type convos, talking about nothing. I just tune them out and give them generic responses, then get to the point, which is usually arranging us meeting up.

Her: Blah blah work gossip

Me: Damn thats crazy.

Her: Blah blah complaining about something.

Me: Dont worry about it.

Her: Blah blah celebrity foolishness

Me: Thats ridiculous. So when you coming over?

 

[LebronsHairline]

Mannn them online broads...

You: whats going on melissa?
Her: Nttn
You: What you doing
Her: Chilln
You: OH word, you work today
Her: NO
You: oh ok. You busy or something
Her: no.

I be wanna kill them boring hoes.

Usually when this happens i'll either say "clearly you don't wanna talk right now so ill holla at you later" or i'll bring up relationships and try to make her feel like a piece of shyt for not being in one currently. I swear girls love arguing about that type of shyt, i cant count how many "one word answer" girls i've turned into "paragraphs of text i ain't tryna read" girls. basically i never want a girl to be indifferent when im talking to her, i'd rather have her steaming mad then what seems like indifference

The majority of men and women don't have much to talk about. This isn't necessarily because women are more shallow/superficial, might just be because men and women have different priorities/perspectives. Which is why I don't believe men and women can truly be friends, how many chicks do you have enough in common with (that you're not physically attracted to AT ALL) that you'd be down to chill with one on one on a regular basis?

i agree, i know plenty of females i talk to but i would never wanna hang with them one on one everyday or even every other day

 

[UpAndComing]

lol i atcully tried this not to long ago with a chick i liked but she had a boyfriend

feels like i have to dumb myself down sometimes

May seem wrong to say, but in a way you got to

You're never gonna find a girl whos as good a conversator as a guy. So thats why I just focus on how good she looks, so it'll give me enough interest to make up more bullshyt questions

 

[Groanman]

Just call her a bytch.
I bet she'll have plenty to say to your ass then.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Usually when this happens i'll either say "clearly you don't wanna talk right now so ill holla at you later" or i'll bring up relationships and try to make her feel like a piece of shyt for not being in one currently. I swear girls love arguing about that type of shyt, i cant count how many "one word answer" girls i've turned into "paragraphs of text i ain't tryna read" girls. basically i never want a girl to be indifferent when im talking to her, i'd rather have her steaming mad then what seems like indifference



i agree, i know plenty of females i talk to but i would never wanna hang with them one on one everyday or even every other day

So gimme an example of how you turn those one worders into paragraphs.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

With women you just have those Seinfeld type convos, talking about nothing. I just tune them out and give them generic responses, then get to the point, which is usually arranging us meeting up.

Her: Blah blah work gossip

Me: Damn thats crazy.

Her: Blah blah complaining about something.

Me: Dont worry about it.

Her: Blah blah celebrity foolishness

Me: Thats ridiculous. So when you coming over?

Thats like with this chick I work with that I think be choosing.
She be telling me bout what her boyfriend did and I give her those replies to make it seem like I care.

her: he was on the phone with another girl!!
me: dang forreal?..just not caring about ya feelings huh
her: im saying. see I shoulda cheated on him when I got the chance
me:

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

To be honest, in this case, she might be trying to send you a message, breh

Sometimes its her that'll message me first.
How you gone message me and not talk about shyt