Craziest Lyft / Uber Rides 2019 Edition

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The good brehs of PHI
I drive Lyft and Uber part time.

I picked up this young white couple Saturday night... like 3:00 AM coming from a club in Philly.

Blond hair, Cali accents... the whole nine... and as they were getting in the car, they were in mid argument.

I didn't care... this was my last ride of the night, but I listened on them yelling at each other.

Girl: Dude! That shyt was so not okay! That's fukked up!

Guy: Kristen! STFU I told you it was going to get dicey in there.

Girl: That's why I told you to bring Dom...

Guy: I don't need Dom everywhere I go!

Girl: WTF!!!!

Guy: Kristen!! That isn't the first time I had a guy put a gun in my face off a bad deal!

Me: :merchant:

Girl: Whatev. Call Kira. She says she wants some blow. Says she wants to snort it off your ass!

Me: :dahell:

Guy: I'm not doing any blow tonight we almost got fukkin killed.

Me: :wtf:

Girl: I told you to bring Dom!!! He was with us last week in the fukking Bahamas when that shipment was late and he smoothed things over with Rique you bytch!

Me: :damn:

Finally, I dropped them off in front of this crazy brand new luxury apartment complex... they both thanked me and the guy dropped me a $20 tip.


Nothing too wild. But I wanted to hear your stories as a Lyft or Uber driver. Y'all got crazy riders too?
 
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