Crazy Barbershop Sports Discussions Thread

[PortCityProphet]

This nikka just said that whoopin Denver got was from God for what they did to Tebow. This nikka Said they got all the animals together and couldn't get on the arc
What other crazy shyt y'all hear in the barbershop?

 

[malbaker86]

Dee Ford is better than Clowney. Not WILL be better, but currently is.

 

[ScottyG]

Wait... People have Barbershops where they have sports discussions? Mines just awkward silence

 

[PortCityProphet]

Wait... People have Barbershops where they have sports discussions? Mines just awkward silence

you missing some quality entertainment bruh.



(I hate sitting in this bytch tho, taking up my whole day and shyt )

 

[ScottyG]

you missing some quality entertainment bruh.



(I hate sitting in this bytch tho, taking up my whole day and shyt )

It must be like bullshytting central

 

[Icantspell]

Wait... People have Barbershops where they have sports discussions? Mines just awkward silence

You must go to a beauty salon

 

[PortCityProphet]

It must be like bullshytting central

Hell yea. nikkas say some off the wall shyt most the time. Running round the shop reenacting plays and moves and shyt...and that's the barbers

 

[Taadow]

The best argument ever in my shop was at the end of the 2004 Finals.

It started out as "how did the Lakers get beat by a team with no stars?" and became "Is Rasheed Wallace a 'star' or not?"
and later "Is Rasheed Wallace even the best player on the team?"

 

[Willy Waffle]

Wait... People have Barbershops where they have sports discussions? Mines just awkward silence

type of barbershop you go to, even thought i cut my shyt on my own now, i'll go once in a while just to chop it up wit nikkkas.

but anyway, i heard alot of crazy shyt but, most

there was a discussion bout mike tyson and did he rape that bytch or not? all of a sudden you had nikkkas saying the mafia set him up, fbi set him up, holyfield paid the woman to lie so he wouldn't have to fight him.

i remember ron dayne coming out of college and one nikkka said he would be better than curtis martin no bullshyt

i remember being a lil kid and hearing about the "great" felipe lopez and how he was gonna be the next jordan

vinny testaverde is a top 10 qb

i was in a rican barbershop 3 years ago in rhode island right when the laker-celtics series was going on, one dude said kobe would be a bench warmer in the 80s

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Wait... People have Barbershops where they have sports discussions? Mines just awkward silence

What's your barbershop breh, Supercuts?

 

[ScottyG]

What's your barbershop breh, Supercuts?

Maybe cause I'm young they keep it quiet. Maybe its not a cali thing who knows, I cut my own shyt now

 

[gangreen]

Two Years Ago

Barber: Listen to me, Tim Tebow is going to take over the league with his style of play. The Broncos better not sign Peyton Manning.

 

[Populair]

Went Saturday to get a shape up, and the dude that cuts my hair was about to catch a fade from about 5 different nikkas (including me) for trying to defend Boozer from this bounty/amnesty that he got on his head that'll be cashed in this summer.

Talking about "WE NEED BOOZER!! LOOK AT THE STATS!! LOOK AT STATS!! 20 & 10 ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT!!"

The way he was defending that trash nikka, I had to ask him was he the one that use to apply the black ice to Boozes' dome? I waited until after he lowered the chair tho, which meant he was finished, to say it because I didn't want the LeBron ..


People think brehs on the Coli are bad, I've never seen a collection of dudes be consistently wrong, but swear that they're speaking the gospel than I have at any random barbershop. If they were on the internet I'd swear that they were trolling with some of the outlandish shyt they say..

 

[Hammer]

 

[Richboi804]

Joshua Smith is the next Shaq... ​