Crazy things you believed as a kid

[isisleo86]

I thought hot dogs came from male dogs (the penis when it sticks out). I was like 4, it was the same shape and hotdog had "dog" in the name, made perfect sense to me

I thought all women got pregnant when they became adults automatically

I thought the baby was cut from your stomach

My grandma said the hag would ride you if you slept with your arms or legs or feet hanging off the bed. Terrified me! Even as an adult I don't hang my limbs off the bed when I sleep. The hag riding you is a terrifying experience (or sleep paralysis).

 

[vernestbrown]

I remember thinking that the world was REALLY black & white back in the day because of tv shows in black & white

I thought the same thing.

 

[J.E.T.S]

I used to think ghosts were having a card game in the kitchen while we were sleep

I used to think I was able to recharge those instant Polaroid cartridges for more film by blowing in them.

 

[Kairi Irving]

I thought hot dogs came from male dogs (the penis when it sticks out). I was like 4, it was the same shape and hotdog had "dog" in the name, made perfect sense to me

I thought all women got pregnant when they became adults automatically

I thought the baby was cut from your stomach

My grandma said the hag would ride you if you slept with your arms or legs or feet hanging off the bed. Terrified me! Even as an adult I don't hang my limbs off the bed when I sleep. The hag riding you is a terrifying experience (or sleep paralysis).

1. You thought you were eating penises



2. Never thought that...






3. Yeah i heard something similar before, and i always slept on my stomach....lots of times i had back pains waking up, but never had the dangling limbs off the beds, that sounds uncomfortable. My 10th grade history teacher said thats no witch ridong your back , you shouldnt eat pizza befode going to bed

 

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marriages last forever when i was a kid
women who were pretty stayed that way.
love in school would last forever.
i was gonna be a pro athlete
i will never die and will gain superpowers.
adults were absolutely nothing like children.

there is much more foolishness but that is all i can think of at the moment

 

[Take It In Blood]

God/Religion

 

[KodeBlue]

that girls pee'd outta they ass lmao

I did too! I remember asking a girl that when I was in the 2nd grade.

 

[ace416]

I could do a kamehameha if i tried hard enough since I was human just like krillin

 

[Mim-Wage Baller]

1. When I was 6, I thought I was blade's secret nephew because I have a sharp tooth. So I would watch the movie and took notes oh how to fight the impending vampire threat.
2. At the same age, I thought Santa would climb up and down the incinerator chute in my building when he was delivering presents (I lived in section 8). When a classmate told me why wouldn't it make sense, I told him with the up-most confidence "he's magical so he can probably teleport". He goes "oh word you right".

I have more but they're long stories.

 

[Uitomy]

My parents having me on purpose

 

[EBK String]

I thought everyone with the same last name was related

 

[mbewane]

I remember thinking that the world was REALLY black & white back in the day because of tv shows in black & white

Same here breh

Nigeria people knows how to scary children I was told if you point at a dead person with your finger it will cut off.

If you pick anything from the floor like money you will turn into animal like snake.

If you dream about food wake your ass up because if you eat in your dreams you will see someone draggng your clothes you are wear invisible person and it is a bad thing.

I actually still believe most of this things

Heard something similar in CAR, was specifically about money though...I still usually don't pick up any money I see in the street for example

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

You live forever unless you get killed or die by accident.

Every Asian person knew karate & spoke chinese

Freddy Kruger was real

People who died or got killed in movies were really dead

Lawrence Fishburne was really Ike Turner

 

[Solomon Caine]

I was told India was banned from the football World Cup because they used black magic to win it one time

It made sense because I never saw them in the World Cup..

 

[CoryMack]

That if lightening struck the house I'd have I minute to get out before it exploded. Older cousin told me that shyt. Had a hard time during thunderstorms for a min when I was young