Crazy things you believed as a kid

[Here Comes the Pain]

I thought condoms were only for men.

Hitting from the back meant anal.

My uncle told that Kane was replaced. Since when did Kane start doing dropkicks???

Big show was Andre the Giant`s son

 

[General Mills]

I thought the richest person in the world was the President.

I also thought that you could survive in space in a car. If you needed oxygen you just turn on the air conditioner

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Used to think animals talked & had parties & shyt when nobody was there

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

I could do a kamehameha if i tried hard enough since I was human just like krillin

This should be everyone's answer we've all tried to transform once.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I thought the Boogeyman was a tall man made of blue boogers.

I thought being rich meant being driven around in a limo and having a butler, and you ring a little bell when you want to summon the butler.

When my mom said she was afraid of getting fired from her job, I thought that meant her boss was going to throw her into a pit of fire.

I thought sex was getting naked, and rolling around on the bed, with candles, and saxophone music, like in soap operas.

YO! I thought the same way too! Boy we were naive as hell as kids.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Used to think animals talked & had parties & shyt when nobody was there

 

[Crayola Coyote]

That bloody Mary mirror shyt

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Middle school I thought porn was real

Batman lived in NYC

Thought people in Chicago knew Michael Jordan. Like they can just go to his house and eat breakfast with him.

Thought Will Smith on Fresh Prince was trapped in a tv.

Thought that racism and white people only lived and came from Mississippi/ Alabama

Thought white people could transform into vampires.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

i thought you could really float off a ledge or roof with an umbrella like the cartoons

Bruh I thought you can just jump off a building and survive. feet first without breaking anything.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

1. I thought that at midnight all my toys came alive.

2. I thought eat burnt toast made your hair curly.

3. Was at recess as a kid. 1st or 2nd grade I think... This girl called one of the brehs a "pee pee head" . All the girls started laughing..So he yelled back your a nawww your a pee pee head!!

At this all the girls bust out in real laughs They said girls dont have pee pees you idiots!! Then one of the lil heifers said...Yall dont even know what girls have do you? Then they were all


Me and the fellas were perplexed as fukk I had a full set of encyclopedias at home i knew one of them had the anatomy of the human body. I told the brehs I would figure it out.

Came back to school the next day hype as fukk. We were going to son the fukk out of those chicks.

Told the fellas that the womens private parts are called the urethra. We called them ho's urethra heads the whole school year.

4. I thought that if you had no money all you had to do was write a check. Asked my mom for a toy and she said she had no money for it. I said write a check.

I was on the after school bus in elementary school sitting by this white girl that was friendly with me. The bus was hella packed and we were sitting at the back. She pulled her dress up and showed me her virgina. It was wet and scared me. Told her to put it away and I started crying. Too terrified at what I witness. I was the only black kid on the bus. Everyone asking me why I was crying. i told them what happens they started laughing. "You'll understand what it is when u are older " I was confused. She chased me all over the playground trying to show me her thing. I don't miss the 90s for shyt brehs

 

[TransJenner]

I thought condoms were only for men.

Hitting from the back meant anal.

My uncle told that Kane was replaced. Since when did Kane start doing dropkicks???

Big show was Andre the Giant`s son

I use to think Kane was real
I remember being in elementary feeling sad because Undertaker killed there parents and burnt him

 

[Cladyclad]

I used to think girls pissed out their ass

I used to think white people shyt was white

I used to think Cali was the scariest place ever

 

[Yo Mama]

That the equater was a real physical line.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

If you punched somebody over 60 in the face, they'd die.

If you shot at somebody's house, it would set on fire.

I used to think Old Navy and Gap had beef, until I got older and realized they were owned by the same company.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I used to think girls pissed out their ass

They don't?