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#1 pick

Loves to clown and is a
Is tall and light skin
Works too many hours and isn't compensated well
Makes terrible threads
Loves to smile
Loves the-coli
Post smileys
Rarely tells tales anymore
Wants a body like LL Cool J
Loves God
Did his thing in college and now is waiting till marriage in demonic DC.
Extremely confident
Very ambitious
Loves Atlanta sports.
Used to be a great dresser.
Very high IQ
Great kisser
Wears size 13 shoes
Voted for Obama

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[714562]

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[#1 pick]

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[Zapp Brannigan]

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[714562]

 

[SumBlackguyz]

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[HookersandIceCream]

 

[SwagmundFreud]

Ole "choose me ladies!" ass nikka

 

[stealthbomber]

i gotta $500k+ a year job

3 whips. paid for. all cash.

mansion in the hollywood hills, condo in atlanta, farm in illinois, an italian villa and my english castle is being built right now

i only fukk with dimes, 9's when im drunk

i can rap better than your favorite rapper but choose not to

i gotta fat dikk and chicks have a 100% cum rate with me

i throw private parties in my club every weekend. you're not invited

i only post on the coli so i can learn to relate with normal people and the fukkery is of the highest quality (like my personally tailored suits )

i gotta 95 inch 3D tv with custom gucci 3D glasses

get at me