im checking out. im just tryig to figure out the crime im going to commit that will get me jail time now. i believe that after you die the conciousness lives on and we have to answer for things weve done in this life. so i dont want to be hurting anyone if its not self defense. im past that stage where i walk around hating everybody and looking for a fight. now i just want peace. prison is the place i will find this peace.
crimes that will get you sent to prison withiut hurting someone else?
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Larry Lobster
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So you wanna go to prison huh? 
360crazy
360crazy please say the crazy!
Why not commit suicide. You might transition smoothly into a parallel universe. A universe where u are a rich megastar or something.
why would you actively want to send yourself to prison
i'm confused
you said you dont want to hurt anyone, but i believe your fellow country men's tax dollars may go to keeping you confined between the walls
maybe just commit that and be done with it breh
i'm confused
you said you dont want to hurt anyone, but i believe your fellow country men's tax dollars may go to keeping you confined between the walls
maybe just commit that and be done with it breh
Flay Mayweather
Superstar
Join the army
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
Rob a Bank.
but don't half-ass it, try to actually get away and complete the robbery.
you win either way in your case. If you get away, you got some cash, if not, then you get your ride to prison.
but don't half-ass it, try to actually get away and complete the robbery.
you win either way in your case. If you get away, you got some cash, if not, then you get your ride to prison.
Why not commit suicide. You might transition smoothly into a parallel universe. A universe where u are a rich megastar or something.
why would you actively want to send yourself to prison
i'm confused
you said you dont want to hurt anyone, but i believe your fellow country men's tax dollars may go to keeping you confined between the walls
maybe just commit that and be done with it breh
im not suicidal at all. i would never commit suicide because im too self obsessed. im just saying i need to go to prison so i can move out of my moms house and focus on myself for a period of time. i wont have to worry about rent or buying food because its all free in prison.
ChrisDorner
Banned
Big time Identity theft
Unarmed robbery
Multiple counts Indecent exposure
Disturbing the peace
Multiple counts Public intoxication
Drug possession with intent to distribute
You got options breh
Unarmed robbery
Multiple counts Indecent exposure
Disturbing the peace
Multiple counts Public intoxication
Drug possession with intent to distribute
You got options breh
drug possession is a no no becasue i have no money. public intoxication doesn't get you prison time.
ChrisDorner
Banned
Multiple counts of public intoxication will definitely score you prison time.. 3 strikes playa
Rob a Bank.
but don't half-ass it, try to actually get away and complete the robbery.
you win either way in your case. If you get away, you got some cash, if not, then you get your ride to prison.
flawless
the banks are criminals anyway.
howndo you rob a bank without a piece tho? i cant afford to buy one at this moment.
stealthbomber
cruising at 30,000
just reach for a police officers gun. easy and you'll get a few years easy
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
get a plastic realistic one and spray paint it black.flawless
the banks are criminals anyway.
howndo you rob a bank without a piece tho? i cant afford to buy one at this moment.
steal a car then act a fool in court threaten the jury and tell the judge to suck your dikk.
