spit on a cop slap his silly helmet off his head
crimes that will get you sent to prison withiut hurting someone else?
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jump in a cop car and tell him your commandeering his vehicle 
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
word of the dayjump in a cop car and tell him your commandeering his vehicle
"don't mind me hoe, I'm just commandeering this cootchie
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jump in a cop car and tell him your commandeering his vehicle
these are great
keep them coming
WaddupDoe!
Steez.
Home Invasion
run up in the MI5 building. Can't afford to get to London? Bump a train, whats the worst they're gonna do, arrest you?these are great
keep them coming
the cac mamba
Veteran
hes in the UK they dont carryjust reach for a police officers gun. easy and you'll get a few years easy
PicoRoscoe
Pro
call in a terrorist threat to lax
Get stolen credit cards online and spend the money. If somebody finds out their credit card is used they can contact their credit card and get the money refunded. Also it's a federal crime and get you a few years in jail/federal resort. Plus you get to buy cool shyt before you get arrested.
Roberto Dinero
Dropped from #TnT
I like you @yo moms but this is a dumb ass thread and we all know you ain't gonna do jack shyt. You're all talk. You say all this shyt and yet your here the next day. I get the feeling you'reall of us.
But whatever makes you happy. If
my arrest record is longer than yours.
Roberto Dinero
Dropped from #TnT
Probably. And what? Is that supposed to be impressive or something. I get the feeling most of ur stories here are
Probably. And what? Is that supposed to be impressive or something. I get the feeling most of ur stories here are
i can back up pretty much every story ive ever told here. and its becasue i only tell the truth.
Green negs and spam
Superstar
Just join the French Foreign Legion. By the sounds of it, it would be perfect for you.
Roberto Dinero
Dropped from #TnT
I don't really care either way. It doesn't affect me. I'm not even gonna bother discussing it further. I'm just saying u say ur gonna leave all the time and yet ur still here.
