Crushing a man's hand during a handshake appreciation

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What a great feeling. You have asserted yourself as the alpha. If I shake your hand, and that shyt ain't firm, I assume you're a lover of penis and watch reality tv shows. You hold your hand out as to assume a man will kiss it. I'm no longer shaking a hand, I'm crushing greasy little bytch fingers and your arm is being thrown like a whip. You used to hold your mother by the pinky as a baby while crossing the street. Looking like a tard. Eye contact is also a must. You look down during a handshake, you might as well be that man's personal cum reservoir. I shook this customer's hand and crushed that shyt, even heard him say "ow" in a low defeated tone. Felt awesome.
 

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I noticed it's always short lil nikkas that squeeze during handshakes, tryna overcompensate for that baby dikk :heh:
That, or dudes that be trying too hard with that alpha shyt. An alpha knows another alpha from the jump.
 
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