Current announcers :camby:

[Silkk]

That makes the most sense, but it's a terrible idea how can they not see this?

Vince surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag yes men

 

[Tommy Fits]

They make me long for Tony Schivone that's how much they suck

 

[Heelish]

Meanwhile we have Joey Styles making sure the top 15 lists on .com include legends such as Chris Chetti and Jack Dupp

 

[Theabbot]

Meanwhile we have Joey Styles making sure the top 15 lists on .com include legends such as Chris Chetti and Jack Dupp

Joey would've called that shyt like a damn maniac last night. All like It would've been

 

[RammerJammer]

Cole, JBL, and Regal or Styles, JBL, and Heyman would be good since JR not coming back but Lawler needs to be 86'd.

shyt, Booker T could've sold the segment with the patented "WHAT DA HELL?!!!"

 

[Theabbot]

We might need to start up a #commentarysucks trend on the @wwe twitter page...

 

[llt23]

Cole is by far the worst. He does play by play, but has no emotion. And when he does try to show emotion, its very forced. He sounds like he could give less of a fukk about whats going on.

Lawler should retire, he adds nothing as the third wheel. JBL is awful as well but occasionally has some decent lines.

 

[Mr. Negative]

Gotta believe someone is in their ear telling them to "let the moment sell itself", they can't be this bad on their own can they?

yeah, and a dash of "don't call it like a wrestling match" seriously the only thing they call is pinfalls.

" ARM DRAG TAKE DOWN THIS COULD BE IT! ONE... TWO....

so, how bout what Brie Bella said on Total Divas. King?"

 

[Theabbot]

yeah, and a dash of "don't call it like a wrestling match" seriously the only thing they call is pinfalls.

" ARM DRAG TAKE DOWN THIS COULD BE IT! ONE... TWO....

so, how bout what Brie Bella said on Total Divas. King?"

THAT shyt right there is what kills me!! OMFG I hate it with a passion!! Actin like some gossiping bytches and shyt.

 

[Peter Parker]

I think Lawler is a dope announcer but he only works for me as a heel and paired up with JR, the back and forth between those two are great. Like you ever notice how Lawler makes one of those goofy jokes and Cole and JBL no sell that shyt? JR used to at least have some kind of comeback, JBL and Cole both seem to no sell anything Lawler says.

And Cole isnt horrible but him as lead announcer is just garbage, I personally like JBL but he gets a little annoying with certain things he does

But yeah Lawler as a heel with JR being the reasonable announcer>>>>

Obviously both those guys are over the hill but something better than Cole and JBL has to happen honestly

 

[MenacingMonk]

We should start a petition. If those even do anything.

The E should steal Tenay. He was always a good commentator. I don't know how he is now.

 

[Norrin Radd]

Cole oversells and over explains everything and JBL does nothing but dole out fifty year old references while King drops terrible puns every so often. All of them can

 

[Tony Schiavone]

They make me long for Tony Schivone that's how much they suck

The current commentary team can go STRAIGHT TO HELL!

Spoiler

Not easy to spell my last name, huh Tommy?

 

[Killer Instinct]

Every single one of them has to go. King absolutely sucks but JBL is especially annoying due to the monotone voice he uses. Also, if a baby face is about to get beat down, he uses the same line every. single. time.









"This doesn't end well. "




How much will it take to bring Bobby "The Brain" Heenan out of retirement?

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

This is the lengths that Vince hates JR. He lets the announcing be bland as shyt just so it doesnt look similar in comparison. I wonder how HHH thinks they sold his segment. That was a huge moment with Seth Rollins and it should have been career defining. They sold the goddamn Hornswoggle match better