Cute, Fat Booty Spanish Scientist w/ Thick NY Accent on Working & Living in the Last Frontier (Alaska)

[JuvenileHell]

I know that shyt grip like chinese handcuffs

 

[Wargames]

Man imagine spending all winter in a log cabin with her trying to stay warm.....

 

[Phitz]

Thats the kinda place where you have sister wives, knew a breh in engineering who had some assignment in this remote ass part of canada and he had like 4 girls in steady rotation and they all knew eachother

If Alaska didn't have more men than women

 

[Wargames]

If Alaska didn't have more men than women

Breh probably comparing some remote suburb outside of Montreal Canada to Alaska...

 

[Phitz]

Brehs are not. Clapping cheeks of this caliber is the problem. If I'm used to mcdonalds ice cream then a bowl of Baskin Robbins gonna look spectacular. Same thing with women. It depends on what you're used to.

Elaborate on the..."caliber" because....

 

[Thebadguy]

some of her videos show her driving her 4 wheeler. does it explain what she does in the winter for transportation? cuz who the hell wants all that cold weather exposure in alaska for 9 months a year?

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

If the bag is right I don't blame her...heard Alaska is a beautiful place

 

[010101]

cool*

 

[KillerPups]

this the caliper of bird i really like. thick and looking for tgi Fridays and McDonald's in Alaska.

used to keep a handle of Bacardi in the trunk at all times for broads like this

 

[Treblemaka]

Elaborate on the..."caliber" because....

If she were beef she'd be a Red Robin Cheeseburger. If youre used to dry aged ribeyes shes not going to move you that much.
If the Value menu at at franchise drive thru is what youre used she looks like fine dining.

The reality based on some of the thirst on this site and the way these guys seek guidance from YouTubers is many brehs on the Coli are used to beef flavored ramen noodles. McDonald's might be a once a year treat for alot of them, so of course she looks extraordinary.

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Jack off then come back read this dumb shyt

nikka shut up, thats why your nose longer than your dikk and you burn all the hoes you do get.

 

[Astroslik]

Breh probably comparing some remote suburb outside of Montreal Canada to Alaska...

Exactly

Plus you have to account for the men whose her type (a chick from NYC at that).

 

[Astroslik]

If Alaska didn't have more men than women

It has nothing to do with male/female ratio as much as it has to do with population numbers. She lives in a remote area (Yupik village) where the main language is Yupik thats far away from Anchorage (main city). probably less than 200 people in that town and also has to account for the men she wants, men who are single etc

 

[KillerPups]

If she were beef she'd be a Red Robin Cheeseburger. If youre used to dry aged ribeyes shes not going to move you that much.
If the Value menu at at franchise drive thru is what youre used she looks like fine dining.

The reality based on some of the thirst on this site and the way these guys seek guidance from YouTubers is many brehs on the Coli are used to beef flavored ramen noodles. McDonald's might be a once a year treat for alot of them, so of course she looks extraordinary.

if it ain't your thing it ain't your thing but that ass is prime ribeye to me bruh I'm finna clean that plate

 

[Sniper]

She isn't thread worthy. What we doing here? She not showing the work she does, she not really interacting with folks or doing shyt other than a godawful NY accent VoiceOver, her getting dressed/undressed and riding a 4wheeler. Maybe if she delved more into the details of the job, show slides or microns and viruses etc...or got really involved with the people on the reservation and showcased the culture...or just showed the box. Any more for either aspect would be better than this lukewarm bullshyt.

I look forward to you posting that exact same first sentence in all of the pawg threads.