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I actually somewhat agree with the breh @Eye Cue 182 because I see Goff as a can't miss qb but I'm 95% sure we're going with Wentz. He's a statisticians wet dream aside from his level of competition. Unlike @Eye Cue 182 I think we'll be fine either way as long as we go qb early in the draft. I'd strongly prefer Goff but Wentz is perfectly fine.

Edit:My caveat is that we get more offensive playmakers no matter which qb we roll with. I don't think Wentz will be a bust but I don't see him as a pure pocket qb.
The best way I can describe this is...

If the Cavs want to draft a QB, why wouldn't they draft Goff?

That's a very simple question but only the Browns would turn it into a very complicated answer.

To me there Goff has the lowest bust-rate in the draft. At the end of the day you know the guy WILL get you into the endzone on a regular basis. He has the highest football IQ, he's accurate, he's mobile and he has the football pedigree to truly take advantage of the current rules that promote high offensive scoring games.

Peope talk about Flacco winning a SB, but he still had a great defense that year and how many SB we really expecting Flacco to win in his career?

Goff is new age football.

Wentz is trying to emulate Joe Flacco of all QBs.

Really? Is this really that hard of a decision?

No it's not.

And really the final component is I need an ON FIELD COMPETITOR and not one that tries to interview himself to the highest draft slot pay check.

Goff is exactly this. Even down big and not playing with the best talent, the guy competes on every throw. He did it against OSU as a freshman. He did if against USC as a junior, and he did it this season against Stanford.

And frankly, Goff simply makes great plays in the pocket that don't require size or arm strength like here as the (1:16) (5:15) (7:45) (11:37) marks.



These are many more plays like that determine wins and loss in the NFL than being about to throw 55 yards flat-footed. Goff is unbelievably comfortable in the pocket. His head is up and he's ready to throw at all times.

This guy is the real deal. But here we are 6 weeks after the season and the media has already created Carson Wentz stans :mjlol:
 
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The best way I can describe this is...

If the Cavs want to draft a QB, why wouldn't they draft Goff?

That's a very simple question but only the Browns would turn it into a very complicated answer.

To me there Goff has the lowest bust-rate in the draft. At the end of the day you know the guy WILL get you into the endzone on a regular basis. He has the highest football IQ, he's accurate, he's mobile and he has the football pedigree to truly take advantage of the current rules that promote high offensive scoring games.

Peope talk about Flacco winning a SB, but he still had a great defense that year and how many SB we really expecting Flacco to win in his career?

Goff is new age football.

Wentz is trying to emulate Joe Flacco of all QBs.

Really? Is this really that hard of a decision?

No it's not.

And really the final component is I need an ON FIELD COMPETITOR and not one that tries to interview himself to the highest draft slot pay check.

Goff is exactly this. Even down big and not playing with the best talent, the guy competes on every throw. He did it against OSU as a freshman. He did if against USC as a junior, and he did it this season against Stanford.

And frankly, Goff simply makes great plays in the pocket that don't require size or arm strength like here as the (1:16) (5:15) (7:45) (11:37) marks.



These are many more plays like that determine wins and loss in the NFL than being about to throw 55 yards flat-footed. Goff is unbelievably comfortable in the pocket. His head is up and he's ready to throw at all times.

This guy is the real deal. But here we are 6 weeks after the season and the media has already created Carson Wentz stans :mjlol:


I know your love for 12 gauge, would you prefer Goff for yall in the 1st, or try and bring in a FA say like a RG3 or somebody and take a chance in developing Cardale with a later round pick? Anyway yall go i hope Cleveland get it right. Not a Browns fan but its time for them to get it right with this qb thing.
 

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I know your love for 12 gauge, would you prefer Goff for yall in the 1st, or try and bring in a FA say like a RG3 or somebody and take a chance in developing Cardale with a later round pick? Anyway yall go i hope Cleveland get it right. Not a Browns fan but its time for them to get it right with this qb thing.
I'm taking Goff period...

He's 21...

He's a franchise QB...

He'll put up 20-25 TDs as a rook and win the Browns 7-9 games

He must be the choice
 

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Just take Goff and get another QB late.

The only receiver I really want is Sterling Shepard.

Spend the majority of the draft fixing the front seven. Pass rushing and run stopping.

Get skill players on offense in FA.

Bring back Mack and Schwartz.

Wala.
 

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Just take Goff and get another QB late.

The only receiver I really want is Sterling Shepard.

Spend the majority of the draft fixing the front seven. Pass rushing and run stopping.

Get skill players on offense in FA.

Bring back Mack and Schwartz.

Wala.
I'm about to watch tape on Shepard

Draft is deeeeeep on defense. Shilique Calhoun in the 3rd anyone?
 

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Yea Shepard the cat from Oklahoma. That guy catches everything and has ability to make you miss.

Just saw he showed out during the combine. Good look @jaguar paw ... this is the exact type of route tree WR I'm looking for.

Get Sanu in FA and BOOM we good....

Goff @ #2
Henry @ #32
Trade up in the middle to the 2nd to get Shepard


QB: Goff
RB: Henry/Johnson Jr.
WR: Gordon/Sanu/Shepard/Benjamin
TE: Barnidge


Tell'em @jaguar paw .... this ain't that hard!!
 

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If we go with a DE/WR/LB at #32... I wouldn't be opposed to getting a veteran RB like James Starks in FA.
 

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Just saw on the nfl network ticker y'all interested in trading for Kaep
 

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Can't be enthralled in all this black excellence and pick Goff, you just can't
 

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@jaguar paw I like Shepard but the more I think about it, I think Dotsun is the WR I wanna have at @32. He's a playmaker and I think he'll separate at the next level.

He very well could be the best WR taken in this draft.
 

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@jaguar paw I like Shepard but the more I think about it, I think Dotsun is the WR I wanna have at @32. He's a playmaker and I think he'll separate at the next level.

He very well could be the best WR taken in this draft.

I like Dotson just not at #32.

There more than likely will be available edge rushers and inside LBs sitting right there.

And I'm assuming they will get Sanu.

I think Shepard is an upgrade as our slot receiver. I wish he had better elusiveness and break away speed tho. He can do everything else.
 
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