Cutlery for the F*ckery: Haslam's Magical Landfill - 2016 Cleveland Browns Season Thread

[Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD]

Mark this down...

I am 100% sold on these two men being our first two draft picks. No QBs. No WRs.

These two will complete our defense in a way that hasn't been seen since the 1980s.





Garrett allows Ogbah to go to the left side. Adams would the playmaking safety Haden been missing since Ward.

We immediately become the Young KC Chiefs.

I mean geez... my decision will not change unless Adams gets drafted before our second 1st round pick.

Book it.

 

[jaguar paw]

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Also if the QBs rise to #2-6 (outside range of Philly's pick), Fournette/Cook will be on table

1a. Garrett
1b. Fournette/Cook
2a. Dashaun Watson (pray he drops)
2b. Maye/Peppers/Evans (safeties)


Franchise defining draft right there

Try your shot at drafting brehs Fanspeak's On the Clock NFL Mock Draft Simulator

My CBS draft

1: R1P1
EDGE MYLES GARRETT
TEXAS A&M

10: R1P10
RB LEONARD FOURNETTE
LSU

33: R2P1
QB DESHONE KIZER
NOTRE DAME

49: R2P17
DL LOWELL LOTULELEI
UTAH

65: R3P1
S BUDDA BAKER
WASHINGTON

104: R4P1
OT DION DAWKINS
TEMPLE

141: R4P38
C KYLE FULLER
BAYLOR

143: R5P1
EDGE DEVONTE FIELDS
LOUISVILLE

171: R5P29
CB DAMONTAE KAZEE
SAN DIEGO STATE

178: R5P36
CB CHANNING STRIBLING
MICHIGAN

180: R6P1
WR TRAVIN DURAL
LSU

My Fanspeak draft

1: R1P1
EDGE MYLES GARRETT
TEXAS A&M

10: R1P10
LB JABRILL PEPPERS
MICHIGAN

33: R2P1
QB BRAD KAAYA
MIAMI

49: R2P17
CB ADOREE JACKSON
USC

65: R3P1
RB ROYCE FREEMAN
OREGON

104: R4P1
TE JORDAN LEGGETT
CLEMSON

141: R4P38
EDGE STEVEN TAYLOR
HOUSTON

143: R5P1
OT CONOR MCDERMOTT
UCLA

171: R5P29

WR SIMMIE COBBS JR.
INDIANA
178: R5P36
CB DWAYNE THOMAS
LSU

180: R6P1
S ARMANI WATTS
TEXAS A&M

My Bleacher Report Draft

1: R1P1
EDGE MYLES GARRETT
TEXAS A&M

10: R1P10
RB LEONARD FOURNETTE
LSU

33: R2P1
S JABRILL PEPPERS
MICHIGAN

49: R2P17
QB PATRICK MAHOMES
TEXAS TECH

65: R3P1
TE BUCKY HODGES
VIRGINIA TECH

104: R4P1
S BUDDA BAKER
WASHINGTON

141: R4P38
WR MALACHI DUPRE
LSU

143: R5P1
CB KEVIN KING
WASHINGTON

171: R5P29
C KYLE FULLER
BAYLOR

178: R5P36
WR AMBA ETTA-TAWO
SYRACUSE

180: R6P1
S JOHNATHAN FORD
AUBURN

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

Still want one win brehs

 

[Remy LeBreh]

Still want one win brehs

We need that #1 pick doggy

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

We need that #1 pick doggy

We not winning two games
Maybe not even one I just wanna celebrate once

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

We need that #1 pick doggy

Don't mind me I know we gotta lose But it hurts to see the hometown team play this bad

 

[Heelmatic]

We need that #1 pick doggy

We need to leave 0-16 to the Lions. We can still get a win and the 1st pick, Niners gonna beat the Jets.

 

[Remy LeBreh]

Strength of Schedule Brehs
Niners got us...we wanted it to be one way, but it's the other way
We gotta lose to Win

 

[jaguar paw]

Please lose today Browns....

I feel like Hue is going to try and go all out to win today.


As the 0-12 Cleveland Browns get closer to clinching the No. 1 overall draft pick, there is a real chance that the team will not use its top selection on a quarterback.

The Browns have what one source close to the situation described as an "astronomical grade" on Texas A&M defensive end Myles Garrett, a blue-chip prospect who could dramatically upgrade Cleveland's defense. The Browns are enamored with Garrett, according to the source.

Taking Garrett could upgrade the defense but also would likely deny the Browns the chance to take the top-rated quarterback in the draft. But Cleveland is doing its due diligence in scouting quarterbacks. Browns scout Lake Dawson, who once starred at Notre Dame, has spent an inordinate amount of time in South Bend scouting Fighting Irish quarterback DeShone Kizer, according to a school source. Many expect Kizer, a junior, to announce he will turn pro as soon as this week.

The Browns could also look to address the quarterback position through a trade, as some believe they will make a run at New England Patriots quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo after the season. The Browns and Patriots have been trade partners twice this season.

Even if the Browns go with Garrett with their No. 1 selection, Cleveland still has an extra first-round draft pick, compliments of the Philadelphia Eagles, to pursue the quarterback it wants.

The Browns lead the San Francisco 49ers (1-11) in the race to the first overall pick.

 

[Illeye buckmatic]

I don't want Jimmy G

 

[OSUBaneBrowns]

Strength of Schedule Brehs
Niners got us...we wanted it to be one way, but it's the other way
We gotta lose to Win

fukk SoS and getting the #1 pick. This is about respect for your fellow teammates, coaches, the city that you play for and the fans who still show support throughout this bullshyt. I want to enjoy one win before the year is over.

 

[Heelmatic]

Did yall not watch the Jets and Bryce Petty last Monday night?

San Fran has a really good shot to win. Plus Kaep out here playing for a contract.

 

[jaguar paw]

Did yall not watch the Jets and Bryce Petty last Monday night?

San Fran has a really good shot to win. Plus Kaep out here playing for a contract.

Until that clock strikes zero and the Niners win again I want A LOSS.

 

[smitty22]

This page is straight comedy, from @Eye Cue DA GAWD thinking Myles Garrett gonna do something in the league, to everybody else in tank mode