D-bag things you'd do if you were a pro-athlete

[concise]

pretend I don't speak English like the homey Ichiro...

 

[Taadow]

I would wear a wife beater everywhere, and I would refer to it as a wife beater.

 

[jadillac]

Id love to be on that and tell em I dont take pictures wit no nikkas.
Also id love to do press conferences with a translator so reporters have to talk to my translator just so I can respond in english and have my translator translate perfectly good english back to them nikkas. Oh and another nikka just off camera translatin my shyt in sign language.

Having an ebonics translator

Reporter: How would you describe ur play today?

Me: I mean I feel I came diine and wrecked shop y'all feel me? Already.

Translator: He says he thinks he played very well.

 

[Heretic]

Having an ebonics translator

Reporter: How would you describe ur play today?

Me: I mean I feel I came diine and wrecked shop y'all feel me? Already.

Translator: He says he thinks he played very well.

Be responding wit colli smileys
reporter: Sir that was a great shot to win the game today
Me:
Reporter: *puzzled*
Translator: he says he didnt quite understand the question... Nevermind he got it. He says hell yes he did that, and that shot was nasty!

 

[Lakers Offseason]

fukk my teammates wives

without using a condom and skeet internal

 

[mr. smoke weed]

light blunts with $100 bills

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Go to random dealerships and eavesdrop on a nikka sittin down financing a vehicle and interrupt and tell the salesman "nah, fukk wit me if u want yo commission lookin right. Im bout to cop 2 of them whips he TRYNA get financed"

 

[gho3st]

I'd have an hour TV-special to announce what team I'm going to sign with.

 

[killacal]

Go to random dealerships and eavesdrop on a nikka sittin down financing a vehicle and interrupt and tell the salesman "nah, fukk wit me if u want yo commission lookin right. Im bout to cop 2 of them whips he TRYNA get financed"

Buckeyes a fukkin fool

Id have youth camps and bang all them lil kids mom and have one on one video break down with each kid gruden style and show them their moms suckin my dikk then handing me money :foh::foh:

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Change team every season until i get a ring then sell it on facebook to make money for poor children

 

[King Jove]

i wouldn't buy bytches chipotle

 

[chuckifubuck]

Id ruin the all star game

Ill get seg up for a dunk and all the fans anticipatin that shyt, the. You and go for a layup under the basket

Id be pointing out bytches im gonna fukk while on the court and the cameras watching


What id actually do: become friends with lots of football players, start putting big money on nfl games with inside info

 

[Taadow]

Buckeyes a fukkin fool

Id have youth camps and bang all them lil kids mom and have one on one video break down with each kid gruden style and show them their moms suckin my dikk then handing me money :foh::foh:

...Speaking of this, I would do youth camps but scraight up Dennis Scott status.

 

[thelonious21]

Have a bad bytch jus to open doors

pull out my chair..

wipe my mouth at dinner ...

.....while I'm.on a date with a white bish

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Buckeyes a fukkin fool

Id have youth camps and bang all them lil kids mom and have one on one video break down with each kid gruden style and show them their moms suckin my dikk then handing me money :foh::foh: