D-bag things you'd do if you were a pro-athlete

[jadillac]

I'd walk around in public with my game jersey on.

And if I wasn't the one driving, I'd go around wearing my full game uniform(helmet, pads, etc).

 

[Goatpoacher]

Give myself a nickname.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I'd get a vasectomy and tell every girl I'm boning that I want her to have my kid ASAP so I can carry on my lineage with her and start a family and support her forever and all that bullshyt. And then when she didn't get pregnant I'd tell her she wasn't good enough and there's something wrong with her and she's not who / what I thought she was and we can't see each other anymore.

I'd also never return phone calls.

 

[NYC Rebel]

Walk around like Napolean with one hand tucked into my shirt.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Became the hottest Free agent in sports and have ESPN host a special announcing where I'm gonna sign

 

[Goatpoacher]

Walk around like Napolean with one hand tucked into my shirt.

He had an ulcer.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Walk around like Napolean with one hand tucked into my shirt.

This shyt Made Me Laugh

 

[NYC Rebel]

He had an ulcer.

Even more swagish....

 

[cleanface coney]

im fukkin nikkas momma word to my nikka Delonte

 

[Tony D'Amato]

Lac, that would just.be pathetic tho. Like people would laugh at u

I'd make jumpoffs call me Lord or Gawd and make them give me dome in front of random churches when sunday service is ending

 

[Boolean]

not playing to my potential is a close 2nd

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

Id go to local rec center and gyms and shyt on nikkas hoop dreams

 

[TYBG]

not share my Chipotle

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Id go to local rec center and gyms and shyt on nikkas hoop dreams

Iguodala did this to me in real life. Not that I ever thought I'd go pro or anything, but he put into context just *how* far away I was from that level.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

I would never answer people directly, but rather have an assistant that they would have to speak to first.

*fan asks for autograph*

*ignores fan*

*assistant asks fan what they want*

*fans tells assistant they want autograph*

*assistant whispers in my ear and says fan wants autograph*

*tells assistant to tell fan no*

*assistant tells fan no*