Da hell...Khaled taking a shower and fukkin bythces on instagram :snoop:

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

 

[Omerta]

yo, he looks like that fat dude that Borat wrestled with in the Borat movie. Ken Davitian.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

SMH. The nerve of this nikka to be fukkin a bytch missionary

I dont sanction this buffonery

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

U SMAAART



U LOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAL

U A GENIUSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[L&HH]

I can't figure out how this fukking guy does it. Does he make the beats? Does he rhyme? What does he bring to the table? It's definitely not his personality.

I'm like convinced he's really a Saudi Prince throwing crazy money at rappers to be on his albums and songs. How else does he get all the names to jump on from day one?

He was a DJ on one of Miamis most popular stations. Im sure he just that leverage initially to get features and whatnot. Then from there the songs actually became hits Welcome to My Hood, We Takin Over, Out Here Grinding were all anthems.

 

[Mr Rager]

I never understood this type of things...nikkas act like they never got p*ssy before, why post it online? To prove you get laid? What type of high school shyt is this?
Anyway...gross.

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

they reopened it

He really does know the CEO of iTunes

 

[altruicsense]

"And then I'm gonna fukk Arabial and Hispanic bytches on the daily"

*claps hands off beat*

I know you didn't just say Arabial!!

 

[mr x]

I know you didn't just say Arabial!!

it's a running gag on the coli

 

[Still Benefited]

You gotta be a azzhole to hate Khaled mane...I don't know who rubbed off on who but its funny how Khaled,Fat Joe and Ross have the same style in regards to singing they own praises....Khaled putting out the best promos since The Rock

 

[Big Boss]

 

[newworldafro]

I can't hate on this guy brehs. Dude is living his dreams out chea.

imagine when he was just a fat kid, annoying his lil friends with tales of what he'd do when he grew up, like Lil Michael in Space Jam telling his dad what he was gonna do.

"I'm gonna be on hit records"

*rubs hands*
"Then I'm gonna become president of a label branch"

*rubs hands harder*
"Then I'm gonna jump off yachts"

*rubs hairless chin*
"And then I'm gonna fukk Arabial and Hispanic bytches on the daily"

*claps hands off beat*


"And when you've done all that, I suppose you're gonna fly huh?"

*Khaled looks into the starry Miami night, rubs his hands, and starts running in slo mo*






It's so motivational my friends

I thought he was from New Orleans

 

[Real N Quotes]

This is hilarious

 

[Rekkapryde]

You gotta be a azzhole to hate Khaled mane...I don't know who rubbed off on who but its funny how Khaled,Fat Joe and Ross have the same style in regards to singing they own praises....Khaled putting out the best promos since The Rock

Khaled funny and is just having fun and enjoying life. Can't even hate.

 

[altruicsense]

it's a running gag on the coli

thank goodness. for a second i thought somebody skipped english class.