DAD DEVASTATED TO LEARN HIS SON IS ACTUALLY HIS UNCLE
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Yaboysix
That nikka
If it was me im killin EVERYBODY!
see, i shouldn't be having those thought's at 12:58 AM.
Why yall bring this low vibrational shyt in here?
see, i shouldn't be having those thought's at 12:58 AM.
Why yall bring this low vibrational shyt in here?
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
But real talk... my granddad was a playa when I was growing up. He wasn't grimy enough to take nobody's woman but now that I think about it, he probably could have done it if he wanted to
This sounds like the title of a Quan Mills book 
Cat piss martini
Veteran
pops caught her alone in the kitchen.
p-paw: in my day you would be married.
girlfriend: he keep saying he's not ready.
p-paw: this generation dont know how to treat women.
girlfriend: he's gonna lose me.
p-paw: any man lose you should lose his spot in heaven.
girlfriend: awwww.
p-paw: 30 years ago a man would have stabbed him over you.
girlfriend: you were something in your day.....i can tell.
p-paw: here check out my old photo album.
*opens photo album*
girlfriend: look at you all suited up.
p-paw: that's me with harold melvin and teddy p.
girlfriend: who are they?
p-paw: you heard of ike turner.....that's me and ike.
girlfriend: tina turner.......ya'll were so sharp.
p-paw: *thinking* gone and turn the page bytch....i got you.
girlfriend: p-paw youre in bed with 3 women naked!!!!!!!
p-paw: i'm so ashamed......i had no idea those were in there.
girlfriend: shyt you are strapped pops.....he didnt get that in the inheritance.
p-paw:
*grandson walks through the door*
girlfriend: baby can you go back out and get me a smoothie.
grandson: sure baby.
p-paw: and stop by the liquor stop and get me a fif of remy.
*how it happened*
p-paw: in my day you would be married.
girlfriend: he keep saying he's not ready.
p-paw: this generation dont know how to treat women.
girlfriend: he's gonna lose me.
p-paw: any man lose you should lose his spot in heaven.
girlfriend: awwww.
p-paw: 30 years ago a man would have stabbed him over you.
girlfriend: you were something in your day.....i can tell.
p-paw: here check out my old photo album.
*opens photo album*
girlfriend: look at you all suited up.
p-paw: that's me with harold melvin and teddy p.
girlfriend: who are they?
p-paw: you heard of ike turner.....that's me and ike.
girlfriend: tina turner.......ya'll were so sharp.
p-paw: *thinking* gone and turn the page bytch....i got you.
girlfriend: p-paw youre in bed with 3 women naked!!!!!!!
p-paw: i'm so ashamed......i had no idea those were in there.
girlfriend: shyt you are strapped pops.....he didnt get that in the inheritance.
p-paw:
*grandson walks through the door*
girlfriend: baby can you go back out and get me a smoothie.
grandson: sure baby.
p-paw: and stop by the liquor stop and get me a fif of remy.
*how it happened*
being your son's nephew is wild 
If that’s his father’s father, he probably f**ked his mom too.
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Breh you need to make this a fukking movie and get it over to Tyler Perry ASAP
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Imagine taking the baby to the hospital for his checkups and they be like so are you the parent and you like nah I'm his nephew he is my uncle
Nurse going to be like ok and then instantly walk out and call the police and child services
Imagine getting your son a birthday card but you got to get it from the from nephew to uncle section
Imagine when he turn 17 and start driving and you like you better be home by 10 and he like "breh i'm your uncle you don't tell me when i need to be home"
Nurse going to be like ok and then instantly walk out and call the police and child services
Imagine getting your son a birthday card but you got to get it from the from nephew to uncle section
Imagine when he turn 17 and start driving and you like you better be home by 10 and he like "breh i'm your uncle you don't tell me when i need to be home"
Choose better, brehs
Homie might as well join passport bros, and rightfully
Homie might as well join passport bros, and rightfully
O.T.I.S.
Veteran
As he should, but why she fukking her mans grandpa tho
The D-List Vet
Being in a recommendation system.
Choose better, brehs
Homie might as well join passport bros, and rightfully
and he don't have to worry about his grandfather fukking any of those women since black Americans are some of the lowest % of people to travel outside the USA.