No lie, I had a gay roommate who would break into my room while I was sleep and steal my laptop so he could download gay porn and fap on my bedroom floor. One night I locked my door because I knew the nikka would ask to borrow my computer, and I didn't feel like giving it to him. Yet, somehow the nikka opened my door while I was still awake (he was using his credit card to break into my room

), and was like "oh shyt, you're awake?

Can I borrow your computer?

I tell him yes but only for a few minutes because I was going to bed. So I end up falling asleep and forgetting about it until I wake up at like 5:30am, AND THIS nikka IS ON MY FLOOR, CROUCHED, STILL SURFING MY COMPUTER. I was like yo

It's almost 6am, man. Yo give me back my computer

He slid out my room and told me he'd be right back but never came back. That nikka for sure was beating his meat on my floor while I was sleep