Hear me out:
Two old men, one a malignant narcissist who went broke, the other a sexual deviant who was shot and punched in the eye and did nothing about it, both in the twilight of their dying entertainment careers, decide to pick up a microphone and gossip about each other from 3,000 miles away.
When both get fed up, they decide to meet in their old stomping grounds in a project courtyard in Harlem for the ultimate showdown.
After a knockdown, drag out fight that ends with false teeth and pink fur everywhere, both men sit on a project bench side by side, bloodied and bruised. They decide to put their petty beef aside and combine forces to go after their real enemy: Jay-Z.
They share a hug and immediately push away from each other saying “pause”. They smile at each other and yell “jinx!” and both knock on wood at the same time. They share another smile and say “pause” again. And we fade to black.
“Grumpy Old Hip-Hop: Part One” directed by Spike Lee, Executive Produced by the ghost of Irv Gotti.