last night we had a surprise birthday party for my little cousin for his 10th birthday, everyone was in my grandmas living room with the lights off on some surprise type shyt. I ended up walking behind everyone to the back (like 30 people in the room) and just stood behind everyone, next thing i know i feel a woman lean into me and wrap my arm around her so i naturally think its my wife so my arm is around her in the dark, and like i always do i run my hand down her back and rest it on her ass and rub it so thats what i did...when the lights went on and everyone screaming happy birthday i remember seeing my wife up front clapping with her back to me so i hit the
and look down and its my aunt (through marriage, she was married to my uncle who passed 3 years ago) and she hits me with the
and slowly walked away..
now i got unrighteous thoughts about my aunty.


