damn..accidentally grabbed my aunties azz

[benjamin]

-aunt "Through marriage"
-dead uncle
-dikk jumped up

You know what to do breh

might have to text auntie a dikk pic and then tell her it was an accident

me: (sends dikk pick to auntie then 2 mins later text her "im so sorry i meant to send that to my wife auntie)

auntie: (Keefe D voice) DAYUMM NEPHEW ...um, i mean, its ok baybay.

me: i bet unc was slanging dik all in yo guts when he was alive huh auntie

auntie: im lonely.

me: just go pick a couple YN's up off da bus stop over on 43rd street auntie...let em get u right.

auntie:

me:

 

[OneManGang]

Would’ve been funnier if this was ya actual auntie. I still laughed but you fukked the story up a bit breh

If you gonna tell BuckTales do it right

 

[benjamin]

Would’ve been funnier if this was ya actual auntie. I still laughed but you fukked the story up a bit breh

If you gonna tell BuckTales do it right

yall coli nikkas on some incest type shyt...nikka negged me and said "I WANNA FUK MY AUNTIE TO nikka"...

yall coli nikkas off da chain

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Somebody needs to make the AI book cover in the quan millz style for our breh bengamillz........

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Dupe

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Dupe Dupe

 

[BunchePark]

nikka stop lying





lol just fukking with you I just wanted to pile on

 

[Strapped]

Where dafuk did Ben get this scenario from ?

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

last night we had a surprise birthday party for my little cousin for his 10th birthday, everyone was in my grandmas living room with the lights off on some surprise type shyt. I ended up walking behind everyone to the back (like 30 people in the room) and just stood behind everyone, next thing i know i feel a woman lean into me and wrap my arm around her so i naturally think its my wife so my arm is around her in the dark, and like i always do i run my hand down her back and rest it on her ass and rub it so thats what i did...when the lights went on and everyone screaming happy birthday i remember seeing my wife up front clapping with her back to me so i hit the and look down and its my aunt (through marriage, she was married to my uncle who passed 3 years ago) and she hits me with the and slowly walked away..

now i got unrighteous thoughts about my aunty.

Sounds like a @Dont@Me me story… so it’s

 

[Fillerguy]

I've had 2 aunts through marriage flash me. And they always mouth kiss me, since I was 9. One is currently trying to get me to wife her niece. I'm 35, she's 23. I've meet that girl 2x in my life. Once when she was an infant.....pretty sure I held her then.....and the second time when she was a baddie 23 year old

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Saw the title on the main page and automatically thought

@General Mills
@BrothaZay
@benjamin

Right on the money

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Coli creative writing class

 

[TEH]

Grab it again

 

[gho3st]

So you just started feeling up a random body in the dark, at a party with family members, and you just assumed it was your wife? You also can't tell the difference between your wife's body and your aunties? Your stories got holes in it breh. Kinda like your auntie

I think he knew the whole time it wasnt his wife. But be said fck it and operated under plausible deniability

 

[broller]

@benjamin gotta call you Julius now