Damn brehs I just got into a car crash...

[Broke Wave]

I was in a cab coming home from the grocery store after work and this cab driver was on his phone yacking away.

I paid him no mind because I was exhausted but I already noticed how distracted he was. He merged on to the freeway, accelerated, inexplicably looked back and BANG... Slammed into the back of a van.

I jerked forward (pause) and went into the back of the passenger seat fairly hard (pause). It broke and snapped forward and that seemed to break my fall as well, as I did not feel any injury. The front of the cab was done and the back of the van.

They pulled over to the side and bickered as another cab slid by. I jumped in the other cab as the van driver begged for me to stay as a witness.

It didn't hit me( no pun) how close I was to death until a little while ago. At first I brushed it off, then I realized a little more room to accelerate I'd be dead for sure.

Anyone else been in an accident? Thoughts?

 

[KinksandCoils]

Post on the Coli after u get in a car crash brehs.

 

[TRFG]

This nikka just jumped in a another cab like it was nothing

 

[Human Torch]

in high school we used to practice at an off-site field(football) so we would take a school bus. well on our way back we were behind a crown vic or something and he slammed on the breaks because this geo metro ran a red light. well our bus couldnt stop in time and it hit the back of the crown vic, the crown vic ended up hitting the geo and the geo crashed head first into a light pole. we were a couple of blocks away from school so we had to get off the bus and walk. When we got off the bus, you heard the horn for the geo loud as hell, we had to walk past the car to get to our school and as we looked in, we saw the girl driving head on the horn and her forehead was dented. She was dead brehs

if i remember correctly, the news reported that she was being chased by her ex boyfriend or something and she was tryna get away

 

[Remote]

At least you're safe.

I had a friend I grew up with die in a car crash.
It's not a joke, brehs.

 

[Broke Wave]

This nikka just jumped in a another cab like it was nothing

Y'all nikkas know I'm not snitching

Post on the Coli after u get in a car crash brehs.

bytch you look like a head on collision happened on your bloooooooodclot face go post up in the real race track so you can get run over you possum c*nt

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Sounds fun.

 

[Ronald McDonald]

lol well did the driver die?

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

Post on the Coli after u get in a car crash brehs.

 

[KinksandCoils]

Y'all nikkas know I'm not snitching


bytch you look like a head on collision happened on your bloooooooodclot face go post up in the real race track so you can get run over you possum c*nt

Says the nikka who can't pick me out in a crowd. . I was gonna ask you if you were all good. But I see you're upset.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

not snitchin? man fukk that nikka, im tellin. pointing fingers like HE DID IT. LAWSUIT. MONEY.

 

[CHILLL]

hope u okay bruh

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

in high school we used to practice at an off-site field(football) so we would take a school bus. well on our way back we were behind a crown vic or something and he slammed on the breaks because this geo metro ran a red light. well our bus couldnt stop in time and it hit the back of the crown vic, the crown vic ended up hitting the geo and the geo crashed head first into a light pole. we were a couple of blocks away from school so we had to get off the bus and walk. When we got off the bus, you heard the horn for the geo loud as hell, we had to walk past the car to get to our school and as we looked in, we saw the girl driving head on the horn and her forehead was dented. She was dead brehs

if i remember correctly, the news reported that she was being chased by her ex boyfriend or something and she was tryna get away

My nikka I know it's not funny but I swear I heard this part from "keepin it gangsta (remix)" at 4:06 as soon as I read that...My bad but

I chuckled a bit, so sorry.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

YOUR NECK AND YOUR BACK HURT, BREH. YOU SHOULD SERIOUSLY SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION FROM A CHIROPRACTOR. YOU SHOULD BE COMPENSATED FOR YOUR TRAUMATIC INJURY, BREH.

 

[Motife43]

Bruh, why did you leave the cab? I would feel guilty as hell. Obviously he was at fault. On some sheisty shyt you coulda got bread out of the ordeal, even if you're ok...

But "...I'm not snitching"