Damn dude really gave Rand Paul the beats

[Dusty Bake Activate]

 

[hashmander]

fukk with your neighbor's yard and that's what happens. a motherfukker has to put way too much effort into this shyt for a fukkboy like you to think you can be a habitual linestepper because you're a senator. not my lawn. you should have lost the damn lung you piece of shyt.

 

[Paper Boi]

with this and Moscow Mitch's broken shoulder, the Republicans are literally falling apart before our eyes.

 

[Pressure]

Nah, he just didn't want to go back to vote on these gun laws.

 

[BoBurnz]

get yammed by a 65 year old dentist brehs.

 

[88m3]

Nah, he just didn't want to go back to vote on these gun laws.

My thoughts exactly

 

[DEAD7]

is you serious Rand?

 

[Strapped]

Delete

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

fukk with your neighbor's yard and that's what happens. a motherfukker has to put way too much effort into this shyt for a fukkboy like you to think you can be a habitual linestepper because you're a senator. not my lawn. you should have lost the damn lung you piece of shyt.

Lmaooo this has me dying. Feels like these are the words of Rands neighbor. That you breh?

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

get yammed by a 65 year old dentist brehs.

Anesthesiologist. And according to this article, 5’6” 140 lbs. with a bad back.

The Bizarre True Story of the Neighborhood Scuffle That Left Rand Paul with Six Broken Ribs

According to The New York Times, he had just stepped off of his riding lawnmower when Boucher tackled him from behind. The senator apparently never heard Boucher coming because he was wearing "sound-muting earmuffs." Describing the alleged attack, Paul's spokesman, Sergio Gor, said his boss was "blindsided."

Jim Skaggs, who lives nearby (and is also one of the developers of the Rivergreen community), said that he thinks that Boucher charged at Paul from the street. From that direction, Paul's yard slopes steeply downward, toward the lake at the rear of his property. Barreling downward about 30 degrees, this imagined path would increase the force of a running tackle, perhaps explaining how a man of Boucher's diminutive stature—an acquaintance of the two men estimates that they both stand five-foot-six and weigh about 140 pounds—could do so much damage.

State police initially said that Paul had suffered a "minor injury," but reports later emerged that he had been hospitalized with five broken ribs and that the attack had left him with trouble breathing. Paul finally tweeted that he in fact had broken six ribs and suffered a "pleural effusion," an accumulation of excess liquid in his chest.

According to Tim Pritts, director of surgery at the University of Cincinnati medical school and an expert in trauma, the liquid in question was probably blood.

But even if you grant Boucher the momentum of a downhill charge, the injuries Paul suffered are extreme, according to Pritts (who hasn't treated Paul). An unarmed assault rarely results in more than a broken rib or two. The injuries Paul suffered sound to him more consistent with a car accident, or a fall down a flight of stairs—or even from the top of a building. "I've seen a few from people getting kicked by horses," added Pritts, who speculated that Paul's injuries may indicate he was stomped on while lying on the ground.

So dude ran downhill, tackled Rand as he just got off his lawnmower then stomped him til he broke 6 ribs.

 

[Dorian Breh]

His neighbor was like two more ribs from being an American hero

 

[BoBurnz]

Anesthesiologist. And according to this article, 5’6” 140 lbs. with a bad back.

The Bizarre True Story of the Neighborhood Scuffle That Left Rand Paul with Six Broken Ribs

My 10 year old is damn near that big.

God damn. Rand such a bytch.

 

[Koapa]

I dont believe that story one bit. Rand was prolly engaged in some shady shyt.

 

[hashmander]

Anesthesiologist. And according to this article, 5’6” 140 lbs. with a bad back.

The Bizarre True Story of the Neighborhood Scuffle That Left Rand Paul with Six Broken Ribs



So dude ran downhill, tackled Rand as he just got off his lawnmower then stomped him til he broke 6 ribs.

Goodwin said that part of what nagged at Boucher was the difference in grass length between his lawn and that of his libertarian neighbor's. "He had his yard sitting at a beautiful two-and-a-half, three inches thick, where Rand cuts it to the nub," Goodwin said.

so Rand's bytch ass is a scalper.

 

[hashmander]

Lmaooo this has me dying. Feels like these are the words of Rands neighbor. That you breh?

I wish.