"Damn I Shouldve Cleaned My Apartment...."

[Dwight Howard]

How many of yall have found yourselves in a predictament where you could have done something, decided not to and it bit you in the azz....

I dealt with one of these. Saw my co-worker at target yesyerday. I had just finished a run and went home to smoke a little bit. I thought to myself I should shower, and didnt....so I go I to target and see my coworker. She averaging looking honestly but seems like a freak so take that as you will. Anyways, as were talking she like "not to be rude..but do you smoke?". I was like yeah how did you know, she said i reeked lol. We talk for like 15 about weed and she asks if she could come over to hit this new piece I was bragging about. Almost said yea, but then remembered the pile of clothes in my bedroom, the trash bags, and left out plates and cups (long weekend) plus I didnt shower after running and had to decline. It was shameful.

Moral of the story, if you find yourself in this position often, step your game up.

Also, keep powder on you fellas...nothing better to neutralize that post run/work-out ball scent.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Males who can go to public places after working out are disgusting

Gah Damm

Shower first

 

[MillionMills]

dirty ass nikka

Walking around smelling like ass and kush

Dirty ass apartment with food stains in ya carpet

 

[Dwight Howard]

Males who can go to public places after working out are disgusting

Gah Damm

Shower first

I agree. Just got caught slipping. I like taking lomg showers and like my food to cook while showering so I said fukk it..

 

[Dwight Howard]

dirty ass nikka

Walking around smelling like ass and kush

Dirty ass apartment with food stains in ya carpet

Every dude been in this position.

 

[Rigby.]

dirty ass nikka

Walking around smelling like ass and kush

Dirty ass apartment with food stains in ya carpet

 

[Strapped]

Never eva leave ya house without taking a shower & a true bachelor/ playas crib stays clean while smelling fresh. Playas do not smoke

 

[King Jae]

Ok... sooo...if she's a co-worker that mean u will see her again..meaning u still can chill with her...fukk is the problem....in life u gotta learn not to be so hard on urself..... plenty of ppl are eager to do so for u....

 

[ultraflexed]

Every dude been in this position.

umm....no

 

[flea]

My girl cleans my place

 

[FlyGuy]

If you eat well a shower shouldn't be a problem

Get that diet right and hit them bytches with the good sweat

 

[O.T.I.S.]

My girl cleans my place

Thats when you know you've made it

 

[Gold]

When I was in HS (boarding school) i got really sick and caught pneumonia.
I was rushed to the hospital because I couldn't stop coughing and throwing up.

When I came to, my dad was standing over me at the hospital, which was rare for him to come visit me.

After the doctor was done talking to him, he realizes I'm awake.
He puts his hand on the bed and leans in really close to me and whispers "I went inside your dorm room.... how did I raise such a filthy, discusting excuse for a human being??"


I just kinda laid there like.... shyt

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I absolutely REFUSE to go in the workplace without bathing.

People talk. Don't want them talking about me.



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[Judgement!]

I have no shame, so I would of invited her over. Her place is probably messy too