Damn my nikka Raphael had no chance.

[Umoja]

Heroes in a half shell, turtle chowder

Oroku Saki's grandson ain't playin.

 

[FromStLouis]

This is why we don't have an animal forum. You wrong for posting this shyt, G.

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Welp here's comes the turtle flu

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

So he got shredded

Oroku Saki's grandson ain't playin.

 

[CopiousX]

Seen a video of a Chinese family forcing a golden retriever in a big ass wok full of boiling water. They didn’t even kill the poor dog

I kinda wanna see this. You got a link?

 

[Savvir]

I kinda wanna see this. You got a link?

Helpless greyhound dog is boiled alive for meat trade pratice | Daily Mail Online

A defenceless greyhound dog is dropped in boiling water while still fully conscious in China as part of a cruel meat trade practice.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Shocking footage of a dog being boiled alive in steamer | Daily Mail Online

Shocking footage of dog being boiled alive and seen struggling to crawl out of steamer in Henan, China.

www.dailymail.co.uk

both of these should get you your fix

 

[Theodoresolderbreh]

Danmm

Can’t even criticize Chinese breh cus I eat different type of meats too

 

[Umoja]

Shredder, I crossed the line like a letter
Smash put you back together

Indeed, I squish turtles like a tight gurtle
Any obstacle, I clear it like a high hurtle
My stomach cringes for all you fake ninjas
Fightin' you, show you what revenge is
Diabolical moves strike with mad vengeance

Ask Splinter, he knows I'm comin' with bad intentions

 

[doublejump]

No, not turtle breh.

 

[Eternally Jaded]

These videos are so weird and goofy to me, as they're just trotting out their cultural cuisine for the sake of saying "look at our oddness and alienness."

How so you ask? They never outline ingredients or cook times, nothing but a staple ingredient and a wok.

Same thing with some african breh and his girl/relative who do similar with some their tiktok.

Breh gets the plate placed down and then food from the pot dumped on it n he starts shoving the food into his mouth, panting as if it's burning him and he's acting as if he'd never had a meal before in his life.

All he needs is bugged out eyes and a watermelon bib to make the "I do this ish for white gaze" trifecta complete.

Hate when I see these in my feed.

 

[the artist known az]

"Tonight I dine on turtle soup"

 

[BurstWicks]

I didn't know a turtle yielded that much meat

 

[Blackrogue]

Supposed to be a sad video but I cracked up when breh popped a beer into the mix with no fukks given

 

[Magic Mulatto]

Supposed to be a sad video but I cracked up when breh popped a beer into the mix with no fukks given

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Dreh just lookin at him like "what u panning over to me for "