Damn the baby wasn’t his

[Lootha VanDraws]

Lil nikka ain't mine,
Whatchu think a mu'fukka blind?
He look just like Ginuwine...

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Name 10 dark skin couples with a kid that light since it's so common?

If they were both legit dark-skinned they wouldn't have a light baby. But the mom is light enough to have plenty of light-skinned alleles. And the baby will get darker over time.

To have a baby that much lighter than the parents is a bit unusual but not at all impossible. I've seen two light-skinned parents have a practically white baby.

 

[King Crimson]

Yoooooo. No one else saw this?

 

[Pseudonym]

Is it possible that it’s yours?

 

[Apollo Creed]

Yoooooo. No one else saw this?

 

[Pure Water]

Ain't no might about it.

Neither "parent" is light skinned.

I came out light as hell when I was born and my parents are both still darker than me.

 

[invalid]

All that damn tacky ass designer knowing that if one of them tragically pass, they mama gonna start a GoFundMe.

 

[Premeditated]

they need to stand their ground and explain the benefits to women. If you collect CS and he is later determined not the father, you owe that money back.



no. It can hurt the baby. Just wait until the baby is born, swab the child’s mouth, ans wait for the results.

how do you stall signing the birth certificate though?

 

[invalid]

Name 10 dark skin couples with a kid that light since it's so common?

I ain't never seen that shyt happen, nikkas just be taking out they ass.

It's literally impossible for two people who have an excess of melanin to produce a child with a lesser percentage of melanin.

The only way that could happen is if one of the parents were lighter.

Of course, there are probably extreme abnormal cases like albinoism.

 

[Frida Giezman]

Spoiler: Damn

Stevie wonder could see that baby ain’t his

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Oh shyt is that really maury?

 

[paperbag]

who gives a fukk? Everything from the childs medical history to insuring the woman has that man fully established as the father is at stake.

But who care right? cuz of hurt feelings

You said the exact same thing I did, but you're all aggy with me

because the majority of women take offense to this... plus it makes too much sense and would affect the money flow from child support for most states/countys

 

[MikelArteta]

Many woman would leave a man if they did that.

However i agree, i would just do it in secret.
If its mine, good. Never speak of it again.

If not, calling my lawyers that day, divorcing her, changing locks, all that.

exactly just swab "your" baby and send it off to the lab

bank ain't handing you a mortgage without checking your credit

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

Why don’t guys get paternity test at birth? It makes everything less complicated for out of wedlock children.

Been saying for years it should be mandatory...

Its literally a 2 minute mouth swab...

There is no logical reason for a woman to get mad about it either unless you got something to hide...

 

[Pseudonym]

how do you stall signing the birth certificate though?

Can’t sign it if you’re too ill