Damn! What the hell was Joe thinking when he wrote "All The Things"

[im_sleep]

Joe is short for Jody.

That nikka was always singing about wining and dining somebody else’s girl.

 

[SuperPawgHunter]

soooo you rather simp ?

Slow down, Speed Racer.

There is some grey area between being a simp, and being a coldhearted ass nikka.

Moderation is a generally best in my things.

 

[Sylar]

this always been in my "cut the rug" playlist for a over a decade now

Joe really put in work on them R&B joints



this is another simp anthem he released in 2011. I remember my late homie (RIP) bumping this shyt for a week straight after he got friendzoned by this other thick broad he was into.

 

[James Gordon]

I’ma let y’all finish, but this is the most simpin song of all-time:

Elite level simpin Babyface covered it all

 

[Man]

I find it hard to have sexual relations to RnB

It makes you want to cunnilingus when I’d much rather be reving her out hardcore

 

[Sylar]

I find it hard to have sexual relations to RnB

It makes you want to cunnilingus when I’d much rather be reving her out hardcore

I only fukk randoms to these new school mumble ballads like these. brings out the beast everytime

 

[#1 pick]

I’ma let y’all finish, but this is the most simpin song of all-time:

Soon I get home from work. This is why I am a simp for life. R&B of the 80s and 90s got me suckered. That's why I only deal with a certain type of woman and that's why I am married now

 

[TinFoilSnapBack]

I only fukk randoms to these new school mumble ballads like these. brings out the beast everytime

@ "mumble ballads"

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Sound of making loooove:shaqsing:

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Simpin or not, that's a fire ass song. Between the instrumental track and his wordplay and his dynamic crooning, he made one of the best R&B songs of the 90's.

But yeah, he makes the kinda music that gets women turned on, and allows them to fantasize about some man saving them from the bum they're currently laying up with.

 

[#1 pick]

Simpin or not, that's a fire ass song. Between the instrumental track and his wordplay and his dynamic crooning, he made one of the best R&B songs of the 90's.

But yeah, he makes the kinda music that gets women turned on, and allows them to fantasize about some man saving them from the bum they're currently laying up with.

Everyone is a bum compared to that man he's singing about in the song. No one can do that ish everyday

 

[Ojinnocent420]

This nikka took simpology to a PhD level. This nikka took taking your girl and make it an artform.

A hundred million dollar treasure
I'd give the world to make you mine

I'd put a string of pearls right in your hand
Make love on a beach of jet black sand
Outside in the rain
We can do it all night

I'll touch all the places he would not
And some you never knew
Would get you hot
Nothing is forbidden when we touch

I'll take you out
On a night cruise
On a yacht
Just can't loose

Cause we got a lot to look forward to
One, two
Whatcha gonna do?
What good is a diamond nobody can see?
I hear he's got you on lockdown
But I got the master key

I'll light up all the candles all around
Show me to the subway
I'll go down
Nothing can be sweeter
Than the sound of making love

Baby, when I start
I just can't stop
I love you
From the bottom to the top
Nothing is forbidden when we touch

Oooh, I got a jones in my bones for you
There ain't a damn thing that I won't do
I'll make your body cream
With my sex machine

I won' stop until I hear your mother scream

Mission Complete: Your girl has been taken.

Probably the GOAT dirty mackin / Simp Song

 

[MasterThought]

Music like that is a much needed offset to the negative and stereotypical messages put out by black men in rap music.

Rap music tells black women we hate them and think of them as "bytches & hoez". Songs like in the OP tells them we love and appreciate them.

Call it "simp music" all you want, but it provides a much needed balance to the black man's image.