Dan LeBatard's EPIC Miami Heat Championship Rant

[Ronnie Lott]

"Duncan is from the virgin islands, when lebron is done vacationing its gonna be called island"

"you cant spell manuer without Manu"

"San Antonio is the fastest growing city in the united states but its only because of Boris Diaw"

Remember the Alamo, thats what he says to the waitress in his accent, "Remember the Alamode"


GAAATDAAAAAMN Dan ethered San Antonio as a staff, a team, an organization and a MF city!

 

[Da_Eggman]

the bill simmons quotes are so great he truly is the biggest piece of shyt to ever exist

 

[Skooby]

lol

 

[Type Username Here]

the bill simmons quotes are so great he truly is the biggest piece of shyt to ever exist

He was outed by Magic for secretly cheering on the Heat.

Let's look at ESPN/ABC lineup

Bill Simmons- Celtics homer
Wilbon- Bulls stan/homer
Mike Breen- Works for the Knicks
JVG- We all know his history with Miami.
Jon Barry- Bulls stan

And you know Jalen was secretly cheering for the Pacers.


All teams that Miami has/had rivalries and tough series with.

Makes it even that much better to shyt on them and have them cover it.

 

[Mook]

when did papi speak in the rant? I only heard him in the end.

 

[Primetime21]

Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4..now that doesn't sound so much like a joke anymore does it

 

[TillWeDie]

poor manu lol

 

[King Jove]

Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4..now that doesn't sound so much like a joke anymore does it

now it sounds like a mutherfukkin threat

 

[Regular_P]

"I haven't seen anybody gag like that since 2 girls 1 cup!"

 

[MsBigHead]

In 20 years Norris Cole will be giving out MVP trophies......

 

[HiphopRelated]

Can't spell manure without the Manu

 

[Prince Akeem]

 

[Marci-Senpai]

GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN!!!!

 

[Brief Keef]

"WE HAVE THE BIRDMAN MANURE PLAYED LIKE TURDMAN" !!!

 

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