Dana White reveals who is going to kick CM Punks ass in his first fight

[8 legged punk]

...has nobody even noticed that the guy that Mickey Gall is facing is named Michael Jackson?

 

[Da King]

And here are the wrasslin marks, right on cue, angry Punk moved on with his life...

 

[BeefWellingtonThe2nd]

Watching him fight a bum is annoying me.

He has a career record of 0-0 and is just starting out in MMA, very very rarely would anyone in that situation fight anyone else.

Lesnar fought a bum in his MMA debut.

 

[Another Man]

Lesnar is a legit NCAA level wrestler. Phil is about to get his ass kicked

Mir was also his UFC debut, not his overall MMA debut.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Looks like a fukking create-a-character

He doesnt even have a wiki page

So this is what Josh Harnett has been up to the last five years, huh

Ol Lloyd Christmas lookin muhfukka

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

why do people expect a man with 0 fights to be going against a legend or some top guy up front?

Punk is old....lets say he gets off to a good start and is a decent MMA fighter...he might only face 2 truly good competitors in 10 fights.. thats if he even makes it to 10

 

[Rosecrans]

Can't wait for this fakkit to get knocked out so he can disappear for good

 

[MrFirst2doit]

If Mickey Gall was smart, he should KO CM Punk. ...quit mma and sign with WWE....debut in Chicago and cut a promo on punk. ...

 

[Riley Escobar]

Well then, if Mickey fall loses his match before punk, would that make the victor...a smooth criminal?

...has nobody even noticed that the guy that Mickey Gall is facing is named Michael Jackson?

Nobody gives a fukk, Dylan. Go back to being racist.

 

[MightyHealthy]

Nobody gives a fukk, Dylan. Go back to being racist.

He is The Nugget of The Coli

 

[MushroomX]

This shyt really emasculates Punk. Sure he won't give a shyt, but his stans will be disappointed when they see who his first opponent after waiting 2+ years to face.

 

[R=G]

This shyt really emasculates Punk. Sure he won't give a shyt, but his stans will be disappointed when they see who his first opponent after waiting 2+ years to face.

Is that movie done that he took the break from training for? The one with AJ?

 

[Batter Up]

Looks like a fukking create-a-character

He doesnt even have a wiki page

You'd think UFC would have chosen someone semi-marketable so if Punk loses at least there's an opportunity to create a potential future star.

Punk's MMA career is over before it started if he gets KO'd by a dude with a 0-0 record who looks more like a Blockbuster employee than a UFC fighter.

 

[BeefWellingtonThe2nd]

Punk's MMA career is over before it started if he gets KO'd by a dude with a 0-0 record who looks more like a Blockbuster employee than a UFC fighter.

Honestly i don't think he'll fight more than 2-3 times anyway, regardless of the record

 

[Batter Up]

Honestly i don't think he'll fight more than 2-3 times anyway, regardless of the record

Yeah, at his age it's hard to see him being in it for the long haul. Either way, he's getting paid a shyt load of money to live one of his dreams so it's hard not to count that as a win regardless of what the outcome is.