Dane Cook 50, engaged to long time girlfriend, 23

[Ozymandeas]

at OP’s name being Creepy McCreeperson.

Perfect OP name for this thread.

 

[LadyJ2]

So you’re telling me he’s not a fool because he let a woman 27 years younger than him pressure him into it? If anything, that only underscores what I said.

fukk what she wants. When she’s his age, he’ll be dead.

This is his first marriage at 50. He probably dated other women that wanted to get married but said nah.

Obviously, he is taking a risk but is it really less risky to marry someone “his age”? What would be better about that for him? Not women worldwide who would feel much better if he married a 50 year old to give them hope but how would it be better for HIM?

 

[JulesMusic719]

Probably shockers her every night lol

 

[Pseudonym]

How long of a relationship?

 

[Gloxina]

23 and a fitness instructor versus 45-55 and Director of Social Programs for some nonprofit.

Women gotta ask ourselves - are we taking a 23 year old fry cook at Mickey D’s or the 50 year old actor with unlimited PTO?



I know I’m choosing what is biologically better for me and that is the older man with resources. I can fukk a young dude on the side if need be.

If Dane Cook wants stimulating conversation around Roe v. Wade and climate change and the patriarchy while laying up in 45 year old coochie he can always cheat on her!

See, this is the part that we don’t say out loud in front of the men, and teach our little sisters, etc. The women who are sad and miserable are the ones who don’t have fun with “the pool boy” while their hubby is “always working late”.

And I’m not an advocate for cheating, but in a situation where it’s quite obvious your spouse is with you simply for your youth, beauty, finances, status, stability…. At that point you aren’t in it for love.

 

[Gloxina]

She’s no dummy. She ain’t fukking Dane Cook’s 50 year old dikk to be a forever girlfriend. Even Leo DiCaprio gotta switch them out when they start applying pressure.


Nah, she is attractive and thin and white - she can get another man after Cook. He may not be a has-been comedian with millions though.

We got men out here wifing overweight single moms with OOW kids. I heard those were “turnoffs” too.

Yea. This young lady was coached by someone.
She’ll be out before 30 with millions in the bank.

Same with Marc Anthony and his new wife. If you’re strictly going to get by on beauty, THIS is how you do it. I had a few older ladies approach me when I was younger who told me to marry older. They were widows who never had to work.

 

[Afro]

Now juxtaposition the thoughts in that Tika Sumpter thread
nikkas quick to jump on men no matter what
And will let women slide on everything under the sun
You know what I’ve said too much
Thecoli full of 6 figga nikkas but stay defending dusty bytches in hopes of bustdown internet p*ssy

When that woman who went to the DR to get a BBL against her husband wishes, brehs were blaming HIM because he should have stopped a grown ass woman from flying to another country.

Black folk hate Black men

 

[Rell84shots]

They're both grown so it's whatever, but I can't date a woman that's under 25 now.

 

[Chrishaune]

She’ll be out before 30 with millions in the bank.

Same with Marc Anthony and his new wife. If you’re strictly going to get by on beauty, THIS is how you do it. I had a few older ladies approach me when I was younger who told me to marry older. They were widows who never had to work.

Did you follow the instructions?

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Eh, don’t care—it’s a white celeb couple. Truth be told, he didn’t age well, and few white women age well unless they’ve had some work done so I imagine she’s a more attractive option for him than a 40 something white woman.

It is a bit weird because he started dating her as soon as she got out of highschool and he was in his forties, so I’m sure there was a bit of grooming involved but it’s not my relationship.

it’s not going to last long. She’ll get a few kids, a nice lifestyle then divorce in her thirties with a bag in the form of child support and alimony.

 

[Sadbrownsfan]

I hadn’t thought about Dane cook since that thread popped up talking about how big Dane cook and Carlos Mercia were at one point and that shyt just disappeared instantly.

Mencia or whatever his real name is was propped by by Comedy Central after Chappelle quit to lazily carry the racial humor they thought made Dave popular . Dude being a German and Philippino or whatever was exposed. fear factor guy exposing his joke stealing became huge, stories like George Lopez putting the fear of god backstage for taking his act got out. Dude was obviously bushed with a quickness.

I don’t remember anything about why cook immediately became irrelevant despite being some fukking superstar of comedy. It’s like everyone was collectively like “this dude actually fukking sucks”

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

This is his first marriage at 50. He probably dated other women that wanted to get married but said nah.

Obviously, he is taking a risk but is it really less risky to marry someone “his age”? What would be better about that for him? Not women worldwide who would feel much better if he married a 50 year old to give them hope but how would it be better for HIM?

I didn’t suggest that, but I’ll play along. At 50 years old, I’m guessing he’s passed the point of wanting to adjust to other people. So why get married at all? Half his life is over and unless he wants kids, what’s the point of all of a sudden wanting to be with someone with that level of commitment?

In my opinion, marriage is a partnership of two people wanting to accomplish similar goals more than it is a romantic journey. Romance is cool, but that can be obtained with no strings attached. What exactly will this woman bring or add to the partnership? Maybe kids, but is that all? If you didn’t struggle with her, don’t waste your time with marriage. Marriage is a reward for women who were down and HELPED a man on his journey, otherwise a man is rewarding a woman with his name and half of his bread for what? Some p*ssy that’s gonna fall off in 10 years?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[Rozay Oro]

fukk it

Box prolly better than any 50 year old broad he’d be dealing with.

And no attitude nor mood swings

 

[Chrishaune]

I didn’t suggest that, but I’ll play along. At 50 years old, I’m guessing he’s passed the point of wanting to adjust to other people. So why get married at all? Half his life is halfway over and unless he wants kids, what’s the point of all of a sudden wanting to be with someone with that level of commitment?

In my opinion, marriage is a partnership of two people wanting to accomplish similar goals more than it is a romantic journey. Romance is cool, but that can be obtained with no strings attached. What exactly will this woman bring or add to the partnership? Maybe kids, but is that all? If you didn’t struggle with her, don’t waste your time with marriage. Marriage is a reward for women who were down and HELPED a man on his journey, otherwise a man is rewarding a woman with his name and half of his bread for what? Some p*ssy that’s gonna fall off in 10 years?

Dude is about to put at least one kid in her.