Dang brehs, I drank too much and ending up in a marathon ***** eating session

[DallasTxRep]

 

[QuarterCenturyLegend]

I had the "vodka squirts" yesterday

shyts the worst, i thought it was a fart but some poo came out and i ran to the toilet

I have them this morning. That's why I said that lol. I only went to sleep for a hr and I was on the couch and I was like RUH OH!!! Ran to the fukking bathroom, man. shyt sucks

 

[Piff Huxtable]

That's nothing

I got so drunk that i actually signed up for a marathon
http://mercedesmarathon.com

 

[Born2BKing]

bytch came a few times off the tongue game but was still looking at me like I was Then my dumb ass gonna say let me sleep this drunk off then we good but she was like Now it's the morning and I got wood and nothing but xvideos