Daniel Bryan's promos are AWFUL

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Nobody wanna say it, but it's the truth, if he didnt have that yes shyt to play off and that mick foley likability factor, he'd been in the bushes

and before nikkas start hating, i liked him since his roh days, in fact he had better promos as american dragon:





(Threatens to punch a little girl in the face)
 
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Bryan is so over...and will continue to be so over that it doesn't even matter what he does anymore. The crowd is going to eat it up like it's the best thing that ever was. He's been a made man for about a good 6 or 7 months in this regard
 

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How u call yrself the Big Black Booty Daddy when yr built like Freight Train tho?
 

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Nobody wanna say it, but it's the truth, if he didnt have that yes shyt to play off and that mick foley likability factor, he'd been in the bushes

and before nikkas start hating, i liked him since his roh days, in fact he had better promos as american dragon:





(Threatens to punch a little girl in the face)

This......Shyt has been cringe worthy lately


His cheat pops is starting to get no sold, they better do something with D Bry or turn him or else, this could be a catastrophe
 

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:yeshrug: I already said this last week. He has a trouble getting serious in promos because he cannot really heel it up without corpsing.

Every time I see him corpsing, I think of this promo from PWG:



:russ:

But as great as Bryan is, some of his promos lately have been terrible. It's like WWE only has one mode for their most over guys: cut his balls off and turn him into a pandering babyface They did it with Punk and Bryan was the same. Plus ending nearly every sentence and promo with 'YES!', even though the crowd is into it, can be annoying as fukk.
 

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Every time I see him corpsing, I think of this promo from PWG:



:russ:

But as great as Bryan is, some of his promos lately have been terrible. It's like WWE only has one mode for their most over guys: cut his balls off and turn him into a pandering babyface They did it with Punk and Bryan was the same. Plus ending nearly every sentence and promo with 'YES!', even though the crowd is into it, can be annoying as fukk.


Pretty much, although its the same with the Rock and Hulk Hogan, CM Punk, Stone Cold, John Cena. Reinforcing their brand name so merchandising can sell.
 

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Pretty much, although its the same with the Rock and Hulk Hogan, CM Punk, Stone Cold, John Cena. Reinforcing their brand name so merchandising can sell.

Yeah, that's the ticket. And now that Bryan is starting to get some decent looking merch, hopefully it starts selling big for him.
 

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Every time I see him corpsing, I think of this promo from PWG:



:russ:

But as great as Bryan is, some of his promos lately have been terrible. It's like WWE only has one mode for their most over guys: cut his balls off and turn him into a pandering babyface They did it with Punk and Bryan was the same. Plus ending nearly every sentence and promo with 'YES!', even though the crowd is into it, can be annoying as fukk.

I think of the same promo but Paul London was on a higher level of fukkery here. Dude is fukking out there.


Last night's promo was atrocious and I realize that "Yes" is going to be a hindrance. He should just do the point and let the crowd chant. If hes gonna face HHH and have a chance with convincing the casual crowd he can win (since we all on here know better), he needs to fund his Dragon vs Morishima badass edge. And quick.
 

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I think of the same promo but Paul London was on a higher level of fukkery here. Dude is fukking out there.


Last night's promo was atrocious and I realize that "Yes" is going to be a hindrance. He should just do the point and let the crowd chant. If hes gonna face HHH and have a chance with convincing the casual crowd he can win (since we all on here know better), he needs to fund his Dragon vs Morishima badass edge. And quick.

London is out there alright. Some of his stuff i've seen, like the shoots with Kendrick and the Project: Paul London thing, are funny as fukk too.

You're right about Bryan needing to find that badass edge. A lot of my favourite promos of his are from ROH. Even though he was the smaller guy against Morishima or McGuinness, he still made you believe he could beat them with his promos and how he carried himself. And if he's gonna go head-to-head with HHH on the mic, he needs that edge again.
 
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