MenacingMonk
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These dudes straight up fukkin their bodies with crazy ass spots. 
Darby Allin or Jeff Hardy: Who’s gonna be fu(ked up more when they’re old?
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Riley Escobar
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Jeff seems to be made of adamantium or some shyt, he was very rarely injured even when he was doing crazy shyt on the regular. Drugs are a hell of a drug 
Darby is borderline retarded for doing coffin drops on the apron, at least Jeff was usually going through people
You didn't mention him, but the way Ospreay was going a few years ago he would have been in a wheelchair by 40 but he seems to have toned it down slightly
Darby is borderline retarded for doing coffin drops on the apron, at least Jeff was usually going through people
You didn't mention him, but the way Ospreay was going a few years ago he would have been in a wheelchair by 40 but he seems to have toned it down slightly
Jeff is 45 or so and moves around like he's 60. That being said? It took a good 20-25 years before he started feeling the shyt he put his body through. Maybe it's drugs, maybe he's just that durable, maybe it's both. But him soaking up that kind of punishment, night in and night out for almost 30 years is astonishing.
Darby is not long for the world of Pro Wrestling.
Where Jeff didn't get injured well into his late 30s - early 40s, this boy is on the verge of major injury every single time he whips out a big spot. shyt, he's already missed a bit of time as it stands with them unsafe ass spots they let him do at the beginning of last year and they STILL haven't told him to tone it down. If he's still wrestling at 35? Let alone this style? It'll be a miracle.
Darby is not long for the world of Pro Wrestling.
Where Jeff didn't get injured well into his late 30s - early 40s, this boy is on the verge of major injury every single time he whips out a big spot. shyt, he's already missed a bit of time as it stands with them unsafe ass spots they let him do at the beginning of last year and they STILL haven't told him to tone it down. If he's still wrestling at 35? Let alone this style? It'll be a miracle.
MenacingMonk
War & Peace
Didn't bring up Sir William because he's not doing lawn darts into steel or taking F5s on guardrails.Jeff seems to be made of adamantium or some shyt, he was very rarely injured even when he was doing crazy shyt on the regular. Drugs are a hell of a drug
Darby is borderline retarded for doing coffin drops on the apron, at least Jeff was usually going through people
You didn't mention him, but the way Ospreay was going a few years ago he would have been in a wheelchair by 40 but he seems to have toned it down slightly
But yeah, all that flippy shyt bumping is gonna fukk him up too.
Jesus H. Christ
I died for your sins
Darby looks like he is wrestling on borrowed time. Absolutely no fukks given. Where as Jeff at least somewhat switched his style a bit.
Womb Raider
5* Gooneral
Time waits for no man 
Jeff gonna be doing that Hardy Boyz dance from a wheelchair
Jeff gonna be doing that Hardy Boyz dance from a wheelchair
The Rainmaker
Mr. Money in the Bank
Jeff will have a tough old age. Yes, he has done some daredevil stuff but nothing really drastic. Still, all the things he did are piling up.
Darby still has time to stop but we know he won't. It's a matter of time before he does something really, really, REALLY stupid and fukks himself beyond repair.
In summary, Jeff's old age will be rough, and Darby won't have an old age if he keeps going like he does.
Darby still has time to stop but we know he won't. It's a matter of time before he does something really, really, REALLY stupid and fukks himself beyond repair.
In summary, Jeff's old age will be rough, and Darby won't have an old age if he keeps going like he does.
Womb Raider
5* Gooneral
Bruh when he does the whisper in the wind
Ed MOTHEREFFING G
Chances make champions
Naito and Kota Ibushi are in worse shape than jeff hardy, and younger. I think Allin and Osprey will have a future or bad as those two.
Darby
Didn't bring up Sir William because he's not doing lawn darts into steel or taking F5s on guardrails.
But yeah, all that flippy shyt bumping is gonna fukk him up too.
his neck
Darby easily. Dude hates living and takes his frustrations out on the fukking ring.
Hardy is just immortal and immune to killing himself.
Hardy is just immortal and immune to killing himself.