Date a below average chick, make up will make her a dyme

[Kilgore Trout]

wow

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Have the audacity to curve breh

 

[StickStickly]

You guys realize these ig women photoshop right lol

 

[At30wecashout]

:justgodude:

Get a pretty face girl with an average body and get her in the gym. Much better plan. Longer lasting.

 

[Tunez]

That's bad example, she went from average and stayed in average

 

[Yo Mama]

and they really tried to compare this witchcraft to beards

Its the same with beards. As much as some men might wanna deny it. Some men look handsome with beards let him shave it off and he looks terrible.

Eddie Murphy with a beard - good looking.
Eddie Murphy without a beard - ugly - Norbit basically.

Omari Hardwick - with a beard - handsome.
Omari Haedwick - without a beard - looks kinda "simianish".

Jason Momoa - with a beard - sexy.
Jason Momoa - without a beard - passable.