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[NaijaProdigy Redux]

This is why you keep receipts on every conversation you have with a girl.

Putting her on blast is actually covering his ass and her creating this narrative that he’s the offender

 

[42 Monks]

been there

and I don't know why yal think police give a fukk about women being harassers - cops/judges give ZERO fukks when its the guy on the other end of being stalked.

and its not even just the woman initially that's the problem either. some will weaponize a simp and cry to a crowd with a bullshyt story and have people coming at your neck from all directions.... all just to sleep on your couch again and burn eggs in the morning

 

[seymour cake]

This is an easy solve. All she need is a lil straighten. Get a gun and shoot at the bytch. Literally, u aint got to hit her but just let off a few shots her way. I guarantee she'll stop.

nikkas got to stand up for themselves and stop being p*ssy.. Idc if thats a female, aint nobody finna be fukking up my career and shyt. Either shoot at her or beat her ass real simple.

 

[Easy-E]

"jodi arias on the scene"



This ain't funny,

 

[Trajan]

I lost it when he got the email saying "Welcome to Onlyfans!"

I wish I could see his face when she signed him up for an OF account.

 

[NatiboyB]

She’s mad at him because he busted her fukking other dudes hoe logic

 

[42 Monks]

This is an easy solve. All she need is a lil straighten. Get a gun and shoot at the bytch. Literally, u aint got to hit her but just let off a few shots her way. I guarantee she'll stop.

nikkas got to stand up for themselves and stop being p*ssy.. Idc if thats a female, aint nobody finna be fukking up my career and shyt. Either shoot at her or beat her ass real simple.

so to stop her from fukking up your career, you go and fukk up your career?

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

"you honestly don't know what crazy is lol"





i'm sorry but if a woman says that to me i will be in fear for my life!

never underestimate a chick that says that

While reading it, I legit thought there was gonna be a post of him being shot and killed at the end

 

[seymour cake]

so to stop her from fukking up your career, you go and fukk up your career?

fukk up my career how. Its a way to do everything.

 

[patscorpio]

a mentally ill womans puzzy exudes promiscuity drugs alcohol & junk food

 

[010101]

the puzzy juice recipe is 100% trauma*

 

[Trajan]

This is why as a guy, make sure you always have an intimidating vibe to you. Im NOT saying you should ever put your hands on her, but never let her think you are an angel. Because a lot of women take advantage of you if you are peaceful.

Unfortunately here she explicitly said she wants to fukk up his career. Sounds like she would happily take an ass whooping from him to get him out the paint.

He needs sisters/female cousins who get busy

 

[patscorpio]

Never break up with a woman. Let her break up with you. Become so distant and nonchalant that she thinks you're boring. Invent money issues if necessary.

I've learnt this the hard way. Some girls will do anything to get back at you. There's no rhyme or reason to it. Force it to be her decision. Then she will move on

and like boomerangs they eventually do come back lol

 

[alpo]

"you honestly don't know what crazy is lol"





i'm sorry but if a woman says that to me i will be in fear for my life!

never underestimate a chick that says that

I can the sense goofy sucker softness cowardin this post

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

I'd drown all you nikkas in a mop bucket to switch places with this dude.

Stalker > loneliness.